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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

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Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[smurfingtonthethird]

Fugg it. Do some crazy nonsense to cause a shipwreck and have the survivors wash up on the beach.

[6]

A cruise ship crashes into the island. They are all promptly rescued within a day, and you're in jail for making a cruise ship crash.

There was a story if you explored the island, dipshit, but noooo, you had to go sink a cruise ship.

Rebuild Gallifrey and the Time Lords.

[3]

They aren't dead, just locked away in space and time, somewhere.

Check to see what these merc contracts involve and if any of them provide equipment.

[3]

No equipment drops for you. Most of them are guard duties for 'convoys from the Strip'.

Pharika, Thassa, Heliod, Ephara, Karametra and Nylea chase after Helgoland.

Purphoros, Phenax, Athreos and Kruphix attempt to negotiate with the military for help in exchange for magical augmentation of weapons, vehicles and infantry.

Erebos, Keranos, Mogis and Iroas chase after Slowpoke. VENGEAAAAAAAANCE


((E: Forgot that I still had four Gods leftover to do shit))

[5]You track him back to the cat person planet.

[4]The military is offering you a few special ops squads in return.

Erebos, Keranos, Mogis and Iroas chase after Slowpoke. VENGEAAAAAAAANCE

I CAME HERE TO LISTEN TO RECOMMENDED TRACKS ON SOUNDCLOUD AND PUNCH GODS IN THE FACE

AND THE RECOMMENDED TRACKS JUST LOOPED OVER

[1] VS [4]

The gods get the shit beaten out of them.

also, sigged

Hadoken!

[6]

You blow away half the city. Not this shit again.

find an polymorph trap.

[2]

You can't fine any.

PLOT REBELLION AGAINST BOSS

[1]

Boss is core to operation, none for you.

Use the artifact to politically unite the catpeople.

[3]

A squad of angry gods is looking at you. Uh oh.

(( Hey Slowpoke! BlitzDungeoneer! You should play my Cheesistan Roll to Dodge! It's like my other one, except it actually gets updates!   Link: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138012.2160 ))

Sorta just like WaoA, without the demented GM and the multiverse (which is all the fun lol)

FINE. TRANSFER NEW SHIELD WORLD FROM PARALLEL WORLD.

[6]

The parallel you attacks your teleporters for trying to steal his shield world.

Find some booze! Preferably aged bourbon, whiskey, or scotch.

[4]

There's a single bottle of scotch and a few shot glasses left. Ice cold too. You should probably start looking for a way back upstairs.

Find some booze! Preferably aged bourbon, whiskey, or scotch.

Aoroythe: Can I interest you in some Chooze?

He's inside a subplot. Breaking in will grant you a lot of pain, and grant me a lot of amusement.

Uh, evil?

[5]

HAREM ATTACK

Then someone flies out of nowhere, grabs you, and hauls ass. You unlucky ass is saved.

[darkpaladin109]

GET DELICIOUS CHOOZE
USE TO BRIBE COWORKERS INTO REBBELING

[Beirus]

Take the scotch and shot glasses with me while I try to find a way upstairs.

[da_nang]

PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH SPACETIME AND GRAB MY MAGI-TECH GUYS FROM "YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE" RTD

[LordSlowpoke]

ESCALATE SELF TO GODHOOD VIA KLINGON PROMOTION

[smurfingtonthethird]

"YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE"

Oh hell no. Not in here, the omniverse wouldn't last 3 turns.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Only one thing to do. I kill the pirates.

[da_nang]

"YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE"

Oh hell no. Not in here, the omniverse wouldn't last 3 turns.

Doo eeeeet

[WillowLuman]

10,000 years of madness, continually adding genetic aberrations into this Western.

[Lyeos]

Jailbreak sounds like a fun subplot. Find the sleazy cop, kill who he wants me to kill. Bus will crash on the way to a supermax, and hooray, Silent Hill Downpour.

[kj1225]

Check who it is. Is it a hero?

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Find an wand of polymorph.

[Helgoland]

The catpeople are gorram dirty liberal commie hippie punks, right? Sounds atheist...
Escape to the potato fortress and eradicate the gods through military means.

[poketwo]

GET THE BLOOD RAVENS TO STEAL THE ARTIFACT, SINCE THAT IS THEIR THING

[smurfingtonthethird]

GET DELICIOUS CHOOZE
USE TO BRIBE COWORKERS INTO REBBELING

[6]

CHOOZE IS ILLEGAL, WELCOME TO JAIL

A PRISONER IS YOU

Take the scotch and shot glasses with me while I try to find a way upstairs.

[5]

You stuff the bottle and glasses in your bag carefully, nestling them inside a towel. You proceed to search for a way up. You notice a hole in the ceiling, you could climb up there. Otherwise, there's an exit sign over another door you could take.

PUNCH A HOLE THROUGH SPACETIME AND GRAB MY MAGI-TECH GUYS FROM "YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE" RTD

[1]

NO

ESCALATE SELF TO GODHOOD VIA KLINGON PROMOTION

[5]

Fine. Idiot.

Only one thing to do. I kill the pirates.

[1]

You get the turd bashed out of you.

10,000 years of madness, continually adding genetic aberrations into this Western.

[4]

1000 years in, and you've made some sort of twisted future-western place.

Jailbreak sounds like a fun subplot. Find the sleazy cop, kill who he wants me to kill. Bus will crash on the way to a supermax, and hooray, Silent Hill Downpour.

[4]

The bus crashes. Instead of freaky shit, you get held down to the ground by police officers.

Check who it is. Is it a hero?

[1]

Heroine. She's blushing insanely. Uh oh.

"S-s-s-so, I s-saved you... I guess we're even now."

Rebuild Gallifrey as a potato version.

[3]

You don't have enough potatoes.

Find an wand of polymorph.

[5]

You stub your toe on it. Huh.

The catpeople are gorram dirty liberal commie hippie punks, right? Sounds atheist...
Escape to the potato fortress and eradicate the gods through military means.

[4]

You woopwoopwoop back to your fortress. The god's aren't in range of it's defenses.

GET THE BLOOD RAVENS TO STEAL THE ARTIFACT, SINCE THAT IS THEIR THING

[2]

They tell you to get shitted.