Fugg it. Do some crazy nonsense to cause a shipwreck and have the survivors wash up on the beach.
[6]
A cruise ship crashes into the island. They are all promptly rescued within a day, and you're in jail for making a cruise ship crash.
There was a story if you explored the island, dipshit, but noooo, you had to go sink a cruise ship.Rebuild Gallifrey and the Time Lords.
[3]
They aren't dead, just locked away in space and time, somewhere.
Check to see what these merc contracts involve and if any of them provide equipment.
[3]
No equipment drops for you. Most of them are guard duties for 'convoys from the Strip'.
Pharika, Thassa, Heliod, Ephara, Karametra and Nylea chase after Helgoland.
Purphoros, Phenax, Athreos and Kruphix attempt to negotiate with the military for help in exchange for magical augmentation of weapons, vehicles and infantry.
Erebos, Keranos, Mogis and Iroas chase after Slowpoke. VENGEAAAAAAAANCE
((E: Forgot that I still had four Gods leftover to do shit))
[5]You track him back to the cat person planet.
[4]The military is offering you a few special ops squads in return.
Erebos, Keranos, Mogis and Iroas chase after Slowpoke. VENGEAAAAAAAANCE
I CAME HERE TO LISTEN TO RECOMMENDED TRACKS ON SOUNDCLOUD AND PUNCH GODS IN THE FACE
AND THE RECOMMENDED TRACKS JUST LOOPED OVER
[1] VS [4]
The gods get the shit beaten out of them.
also, sigged
Hadoken!
[6]
You blow away half the city. Not this shit again.
find an polymorph trap.
[2]
You can't fine any.
PLOT REBELLION AGAINST BOSS
[1]
Boss is core to operation, none for you.
Use the artifact to politically unite the catpeople.
[3]
A squad of angry gods is looking at you. Uh oh.
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Sorta just like WaoA, without the demented GM and the multiverse (which is all the fun lol)
FINE. TRANSFER NEW SHIELD WORLD FROM PARALLEL WORLD.
[6]
The parallel you attacks your teleporters for trying to steal his shield world.
Find some booze! Preferably aged bourbon, whiskey, or scotch.
[4]
There's a single bottle of scotch and a few shot glasses left. Ice cold too. You should probably start looking for a way back upstairs.
Find some booze! Preferably aged bourbon, whiskey, or scotch.
Aoroythe: Can I interest you in some Chooze?
He's inside a subplot. Breaking in will grant you a lot of pain, and grant me a lot of amusement.
Uh, evil?
[5]
HAREM ATTACK
Then someone flies out of nowhere, grabs you, and hauls ass. You unlucky ass is saved.