Think about all the things that anger me to increase my rage levels so I can pilot Antarctimecha!
[6]
Seeing that you aren't really that mad, the GM chips in.
Obnoxious people... the ending to Negima ... THAT COUPLE THAT ALWAYS GRABS THE LAST CROUTONS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEAnd Antarctimecha is online!
Use heretic status to form a new religion that forces the GM to use some absurdly large dice value for the Roll to Dodge.
[2]
Ah, I see, you're trying to- FIST OF JUSTICEWelcome to smeardom.
>Build a skyscraping tower out of sunstone and moonstone, and plant flowers at the pinnacle. It shall be the Capital City of Flowers in the Sky.
[2]
It would help if you had plans, resources and technology.
Try to get out.
[5]
There's nothing restraining you, and you open the back door and jump out into a garage.
"He's back up. Check him for severe frostbite, who knows how long he was out there."Go be evil in the next town! I'm a midboss dammit!
[1]
Third time's the charm, right?
NAHT
You help the next town out with a terrible wizard overlord, thoroughly creaming him, letting his legions of thralls free. Again, the weirdos multiply (there's about a hundred of them now), and you start moving on to the city before it hits you.
"FARK"Fonduism is heresy! Kill all Fonduists in the galaxy!
[1]
Although they are pacifists, they quickly retaliate and take over the potato fortress.
"Why am I in here in the first place? I don't know what's going on!"
Explain situation to girl.
[6]
"YOU'RE one to talk! If you have no idea what's going on, why did you start taking my stuff, and point my own weapon at me? You've got some nerve..."MY SCYTHERS ARE ALIVE
[4]
You bluff reality. Only a few hundred of them get up before it realises you tricked it.
Create a single soul beast and see how the booze-children deal with it.
[6]
Magma. However, the soul beast is immune, freaking them the hell out.
Burn the heretic-sycther, while still fondling it.
[2]
You spill the matches all over the floor.
Join the game and watch people.
[3]
You jump out of the audience into the game, but find you can't get back out. The audience is laughing.
Ephara: "So... what was in there?"
[1]
Unspeakable horrors. They were 5-dimensional things, and were utterly incomprehensible. Their memories are damaged from viewing them.
INSECTICIDE THEM
[2]
It proves inefficient on giant monstrous alien bug species. Crap.