"Let me guess, they will kill me if I pick the wrong one. And the right cup of course will be the least ornate one."
[1]
Yep. Plus they're all wooden cups.
"Given what I've been through, I did not expect that to work... Now that he's dealt with, who wants their immortality back?"
Fourteen Gods. No immortality. High stakes, improbable odds. REQUEST OF GM A MISSION TO REGAIN IMMORTALITY.
[1]
Annnnd you get destroyed by eldritch abominations. You're barely alive.
"Given what I've been through, I did not expect that to work... Now that he's dealt with, who wants their immortality back?"
Fourteen Gods. No immortality. High stakes, improbable odds. REQUEST OF GM A MISSION TO REGAIN IMMORTALITY.
STAB THIS SCRUB
[4]
You stab him. Yeaaaah.
What was that thing about the reconstruction thing?
((woops))
[5]
Reconstruction complete, welcome to shitty plot. *unconsciousness ensues*
You wake up in a bed.
Make the superpotato my flagship!
[2]
Granted, it's not going anywhere soon, but it makes a bad-ass fortress.
Remember that despite only being able to pull things toward me, because of Newton's third law doing so also pulls me toward them, as inefficient it may be due to the mass difference. Move and absorb the aliens. Make NOMNOMNOM sounds.
Warp reality to conform with my logical, well organised, orderly laws. Murderify the aliens.
[1]
They counterwarp it. Stupid aliens.
You're rapidly loosing mass.
(Oh dear... but that was what I was trying to do with that roll...)
Use the tresspasser's DNA and some of my skull DNA to try to create non-retarded, non-aggressive clones.
[2]
Not enough minerals."So, sup' with this RTD I busted out of?"
Ask the GM to pass the cheese and potato-based snacks.
[5]
Potato fondue crackers get!
Well, by now you should know about the multiverse theory, right? There are multiple multiverses. This is just the one I watch over, granted, I do a terrible job of it, but everything seems to work out in the end.Creativity proc!
[5]
You get your bonus.
unleash polar bears!
(0)
They eat you. That was dumb.
Now expand influence, using newly aquired funds to wage a media campaign.
[6]
Your influence expands too rapidly. There's too many things to take care of.
Empower GM. You need God^infinity power, man.
[1]
There are a million reasons why that is a bad idea. Besides, he's more powerful than that anyway.
Nuh uh! I totally wouldn't turn all of reality into a giant potato!Locate my second-in-command.
[5]
Your Lancer passes you a spear. "Back in the saddle, huh?"
"Wait, where'd that come from?"
Yay! Peace!
Anyway, with that outta my system. Back to business:
Procure funds to build vast Chooze-smuggling empire. (In a non-violent fashion if I roll higher than a 2.)
[3]
You make about tree fiddy.
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