what do you mean you watched haruhi now
ACQUIRE CALENDAR
LEARN WHAT YEAR IT IS
[2]
NONE FOR YOU
Introduce SweetDreams, sweetened milk for the perfect afternoon nap!
[5]
It's a hit. MONEY GET
((It's good then?))
Turn the black hole into a giant potato.
((oh dear fucking lord yes (except for the endless eight arc, that was meh)))
[6]
The potato is really, really fucking big.
So... beautiful...Send them on diplomatic missions to starving places.
[6]
They get eaten. That was dumb.
Mail myself to HugoLuman.
[6]
You end up in Antartica. Fuck.
GET MORE SCYTHERS DUE TO INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL
[3]
You get two.
((You can't mine a black hole. It's literally a giant gravity well that may or may not pull you in and slowly turn you into strings of matter.))
Recover Grail!
[6]
You talk to the guardian of the Grail.
"Only one of these cups is the real one."
Well, uh, that wasnt what i expected. It didnt even say 'scyther'?
Move it somewhere, see to the wounded monkey, go sniff around the wall where the crack was, and then be escorted to our tribe's living quarters.
Shush kj, it works because SCIENCE!
[4]
It isn't much, just a few bamboo lean-tos.
Bust through all the walls to go hang out with the GM.
[5]
You find the door and go through.
...Hey. Want some cheese? Go and pick up that... stuff in my living room. Fucking douche canoes.Research breakthrough
[3]
Your scientists discover how many licks it takes to get to the centre of a tootsie pop.
Wake up. Supersonic scream for the rest of you assholes to come help stab it.
[3]
You manage a whimper.
>Hobo is confused!
>It hurt itself in its confusion!
Choose:
>FIGHT >BAG
>SPELLS >RUN
Do my best to not get a 0 1 2 or 6.
(0)
None for you.
((You only started watching haruhi now?))
Summon Billy Mays!
(0)
NEVER
"May as well save that human some trouble."
Kill Xenagos.
[5]
He's dead. This is weird.
(( OOC: Get update on that turn I missed. ))
Bring peace to the entire universe
(([1]NO))
[3]
This lasts for about 3 nanoseconds then everyone gets back to fighting.
Stop trying to move. Instead, use enormous gravity well to pull things to me to be absorbed, starting with these aliens.
((Black holes are technically mineable if you have an infinite amount of energy to get you out of the event horizon.))
((or if you cheat and use white holes))
[1]
They keep mining unhindered. Curse you thousands of years of research!