((haruhi suzumiya. just wow. best thing I've watched in a
very long time.))
Stage a riot to seize the GM stick for myself!
[6]
You get caught up in a GM trap. You're all inside a crate.
Rally the other Gods (except for Xenagos; he can get fucked) for an epic quest to get our immortality back.
[1]
Xenagos gets cut and starts bashing up things.
Search for the philosopher's cheese! The artifact that can turn anything to cheese!
[3]
You can only finds rumors of its existence.
Continue researching
[2]
You check up on your labs. The scientists are swordfighting on office chairs.
"Um, code's compiling?"
Steal both GM sticks back.
[1]
You lose another stick.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Eh? I only had one.
Convince the multiversal council that GM sticks are outdated and we should get GM ID's,their much harder to fake!
(0)
HERETIC
Into jail with you.
It's time for my secret weapon! Make the Spanish inquisition disappear because reasons.
[6]
It turns the spanish inquisition into a black hole. Oops. The fleet is getting sucked in.
No! Never enough adventure! Recover the holy grail!
[2]
No clues, only panic!
I don't need to move, as I can move things to myself.
It's time for my secret weapon! Make the Spanish inquisition disappear because reasons.
Assist action by absorbing the Inquisition.
(0)
You can't move. It is a long long way away.
Besides, aliens have shielded the black hole, and have started mining you for exotic matter.
GET MORE SCYTHERS. I SAID SOME, NOT ALL OF THEM
[1]
NO REINFORCEMENTS
ALL SCYTHERS ARE DEAD
Steal the GM stick.
[2]
None for you.
Ok, now, see if it can talk like us.
[3]
Nope.
Steal both GM sticks back.
[1]
You lose another stick.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Eh? I only had one.
Convince the multiversal council that GM sticks are outdated and we should get GM ID's,their much harder to fake!
SUPPORT THIS NERD VIA CONTRIBUTING QUALITY GM ID BLUEPRINTS
(0)
Annnd into the potato dimension for trying to steal GM things
Rebrand, start advertising campaign. Use aquired funds to expand my faction's influence.
[4]
It has moderate success. Your faction expands slightly.
((So pretty much anything I do with that bonus ends up as a reality-tearing explosion? Might as well cut out the middle man.))
Become the best damn reality-tearing explosion I can be.
[4+9001]
BOOM. You take out a seperate universe.
You should probably stop this guy before he breaks reality.Fuck it, throw yam, potatoes, yoghurt, and cheese in the tank with the next batch.
[4]
Food abominations. Eh, at least these ones aren't retarded.
SCREAM FOR HELP FROM THE OTHER PLAYERS
B-B-B-B-BOOOOSSS BAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTLE!
(0)
>RUN
You can't run from a hobo battle!
Hobo throws Bottle! It's super effective!
You have been knocked unconscious!