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Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI
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Eh, don't care either way.
- 12 (44.4%)
NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!
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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 269437 times)

blazing glory

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MAKE EXTRALREALITY EBAY!
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Helgoland

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Import some cat-people scientists.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

kj1225

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Tastefully avoid her for the night.
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Lyeos

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Absorb the potatoes.
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NAV

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Now clone Terry the Terrorbird. With some upgrades, like flight, laser eyes, and an adamantine spine.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Propman

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>Somehow convince the fairies of Gensokyo that I am their king, because as a tank with depressed clown make-up smeared about my form, I'm as good a choice as any, right?
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( It was inevitable, really. )

Beirus

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Send MegaTurdmon to break the fourth, fifth, six, and whatever other walls he needs to so he can attack the GM with his Mega Poo Poo Cannon. Or he can just use the door. Either way, the GM needs to be hit by the Mega Poo Poo Cannon attack.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2014, 01:53:17 pm by Beirus »
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Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

WillowLuman

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Now clone Terry the Terrorbird. With some upgrades, like flight, laser eyes, and an adamantine spine.
"I don't know who you are, but I must warn you that may facilities are not fully operational. Just look at the last batch of clones"

Assist his action, to make sure nothing goes horribly wrong.
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GrizzlyAdamz

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Hm. Back to listening.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2014, 12:57:20 pm by GrizzlyAdamz »
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Spontaneous Reincarnation!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Use the door in the wall to get to the audience.
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smurfingtonthethird

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((Oh I get it now, IM in the school of  killing))

Grab a nerd and bionic kick him into a locker!

[6]

He does judo. You go flying down the corridor.

STEAL EARTH'S SHOES

PEPPER SURFACE WITH GLASS SHARDS AND LEGOS


[3]

Earth doesn't have shoes, but now all the ground in Mexico is covered with pain.

Kill the Mr. Mimes, turn them into Nyx-Snakes.

[2]

You can't steal another trainer's pokemon!

cook some popcorn and enjoy my rewards for summoning the demon army to earth

[5]

Yaaay, watching a three-way war

Set up trade routes with other civilizations. Create army to protect reptilekind.

[4]

You're mostly left alone, and your army is pretty small.

Use "because it does" logic to become a painting capable of motion and fully retaining my sentience, with the ability to phase back into a 3-dimensional creature at will, simultaneously detaching from the wall when I do so, just like Link in Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds. And the ability to return to portrait form at will also.

If that fails:

Have all the gibs that were once me form into mini-mes, continue business conquest of this universe and getting people hooked on highly addictive substances.

Sub-action:

Find out if Zeus survived.

If yes:
Have him force the relegalization of Chooze and reclaim his old job as sponsor.

If no:
Get Thor addicted instead, and have him sponsor the stuff.

If GM complains about how many things he has to roll for:
Cause him to explode into ludicrous gibs and redirect his potato strike to another RTD.

If he does so without complaining:
Roll to give him a three turn bonus in Cheesistan, hopefully he'll need the advantage to win the GOD WAR and get back at the insidious lesbians.

If even a single person doesn't get the previous command's meaning:
Roll to promote my Roll to Dodge for the next three turns.

If GM refuses to roll for even a single of these commands: Darn. "Well, I tried anyway"

[2] Zeus is dead, [6]Thor is now addicted and throttling you for more.

((pls 3 turn bonus))

Reform my giblets into a perfectly ordered form, the manifestation of Order. Resume omnicide. CHAOS ABSOLUTELY MUST END.

[2]

As a living thing, you are part of chaos. This is depressing.

MAKE EXTRALREALITY EBAY!

[3]

It would help if there were customers.

Cull the heretics! Execution by potato avalanche!

[1]

Not enough potatoes! WE NEED MORE

Import some cat-people scientists.

[6]

They don't get along well.

Tastefully avoid her for the night.

[1]

Nope, she saw you. She invites you and dipshits 1 and 2 to sit with her. The dipshits promptly lose their shit. She gives all three of you a drink. It was drugged, she's actually a cat person in disguise, and now you're tied up and being hauled to an underground lab.

Absorb the potatoes.

[5]

NOM NOM NOM

Now clone Terry the Terrorbird. With some upgrades, like flight, laser eyes, and an adamantine spine.

[2]

Everything is set up, and you press the button.

Not enough minerals.

You press it again.

Not enough minerals.
Not enough minerals.
Not enough minerals.
Not enough minerals.
RAGE

>Somehow convince the fairies of Gensokyo that I am their king, because as a tank with depressed clown make-up smeared about my form, I'm as good a choice as any, right?

[1]

Apparently not.

Send MegaTurdmon to break the fourth, fifth, six, and whatever other walls he needs to so he can attack the GM with his Mega Poo Poo Cannon. Or he can just use the door. Either way, the GM needs to be hit by the Mega Poo Poo Cannon attack.

[5]

Is this carbon-based poop? WINRAR, FREE AMMO

Now clone Terry the Terrorbird. With some upgrades, like flight, laser eyes, and an adamantine spine.
"I don't know who you are, but I must warn you that may facilities are not fully operational. Just look at the last batch of clones"

Assist his action, to make sure nothing goes horribly wrong.

[2]

He's running around the lab smashing shit while the console says Not enough minerals. every two seconds.

Hm. Back to listening.

[5]

You found the others! They're all in a big circle, holding sticks and stones.

Spontaneous Reincarnation!

[2]

Is that even a thing?

Use the door in the wall to get to the audience.

[6]

The audience contains the Ghostbusters. Fuck.
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NAV

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Potatoes contain minerals. Summon potatoes and try again.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

KingofstarrySkies

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Kick the small child's exploded head. Get knocked out by whateverthefuck. Initate operation HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE
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There'll be another King, another sky, and a billion more stars...

darkpaladin109

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Make a civilization of Matoran.
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