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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Lolfail0009]

((Which Pokemon did I create in addition to BlkShtTurdmon?))

((You just wait, I'm gonna catch those pokemon. Also, Smurfington, as long as we're asking about Pokemon, what were those 3 zombie Pokemon I caught a while back? And what Digimon did I tame with my reality-warping 5?)

((You'd've tamed the only one in existence, BlkShtTurdmon))

[Beirus]

((Which Pokemon did I create in addition to BlkShtTurdmon?))

((You just wait, I'm gonna catch those pokemon. Also, Smurfington, as long as we're asking about Pokemon, what were those 3 zombie Pokemon I caught a while back? And what Digimon did I tame with my reality-warping 5?)

((You'd've tamed the only one in existence, BlkShtTurdmon))

((As hilarious as that would be, it seems like you just made a regular, plain turd.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))

(( Hey Smurfington, when are you gonna roll? Also when are you gonna post in the Cheesistan RTD? ))

[Beirus]

((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))

((Yay, now he can digivolve to MegaTurdmon. So, what are the pokemon?))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))

(( Hey Smurfington, when are you gonna roll? Also when are you gonna post in the Cheesistan RTD? ))

When I get home, can't do it on my phone.

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Actively retconning it, the digimon is a turd.))

(( Hey Smurfington, when are you gonna roll? Also when are you gonna post in the Cheesistan RTD? ))

When I get home, can't do it on my phone.

((Ah. Have the same problem when using my 3DS. Though I found a very tedious workaround for emergencies, but I won't even bother suggesting it, as it's usually just better to wait.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

OOC chatter is literally the devil.

Gather dragons. Together uplift other reptiles into a sapient reptile civilization.

[4]

Another civilisation. Woot.

Resume omnicide already, carpit!

[1]

You explode yourself. WINRAR

Spread the religion of potatoes to the population of nearby planets.

[2]

HERETICS, ONE AND ALL

Become a ghost of a ghost and go through the wall to possess a ghost to possess a member of the audience.

[1]

Ghost proof to the power of infinity.

Figure out how, as a giant patch of grass, I'm even able to dance.

[4]

Hmm, yeah that's a gre-

POTATO STRIKE INBOUND

Quietly go towards the loud noises, find out what the hell is going on.

[2]

It was a bird. Feck.

CONSUME POWER STAR

CHARGE THROUGH EVERY PLAYER AND ALL THEIR CREATIONS

[6]

You send them all flying! EVERYONE ON EARTH HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT

Gather dragons. Together uplift other reptiles into a sapient reptile civilization.

(This may be redundant if I finish mine first)

Petition giant space research facility for samples of their intelligence enhancing formula, in the spirit of scientific progress. Promise non-disclosure of their formula and to share the data from my experiments.

[1]

"...No."

MASS REPRODUCE SCYTHERS

[3]

You get like 2.

>Use my knowledge over life and death to become the first necromancer that is also a tank!

[1]

Nope, necromancy is the dumb.

Sure, why not. Engage hostiles.
Hugo, could I interest you in a cooperation? Cat-people, space gorillas, and whatever it is you're breeding.

[4]

PEWPEWPEW

You take out half of the enemy's whatever.

Collect some of Terry's DNA. Find HugoLuman and force him to clone Terry.

[4]

You break into his labs.

Sell the omniverse on Ebay

[2]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS EXTRALREALITY EBAY

Open portal to hell and get army to fight Kronos

[6]

They make it worse. Good job breaking it, hero.

Blow up the prison with a me-powered bomb and come out of this totally fine.

[6]

If by fine you mean smeared over the walls, then yes, you are fine.

((Now I'm fucking confused. Who's orange text?))

Build a spare leg! Out of a box of scraps!

((the orange dude is a serial serial killer))

[5]

Done!

Aww, that's no fun.

FUCKING DRIVE!

[4]

ESCAPE!

A winrar is you! Your friends put on paper bags to hide the things, and you go to a club.

You see application lady again. Also because I forgot to tell you, shes' your teacher now because reasons.

Get the Digimon to digivolve to Mega level through the power of Friendship.

[5]

MEGATURD!

What pokemon?

[2]

They're all Mr Mime. KNOW THE PRICE OF YOUR HERESY

[TamerVirus]

((Oh I get it now, IM in the school of  killing))

Grab a nerd and bionic kick him into a locker!

[LordSlowpoke]

STEAL EARTH'S SHOES

PEPPER SURFACE WITH GLASS SHARDS AND LEGOS

[Lolfail0009]

Kill the Mr. Mimes, turn them into Nyx-Snakes.

[killerhellhound]

cook some popcorn and enjoy my rewards for summoning the demon army to earth

[da_nang]

Set up trade routes with other civilizations. Create army to protect reptilekind.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Use "because it does" logic to become a painting capable of motion and fully retaining my sentience, with the ability to phase back into a 3-dimensional creature at will, simultaneously detaching from the wall when I do so, just like Link in Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds. And the ability to return to portrait form at will also.

If that fails:

Have all the gibs that were once me form into mini-mes, continue business conquest of this universe and getting people hooked on highly addictive substances.

Sub-action:

Find out if Zeus survived.

If yes:
Have him force the relegalization of Chooze and reclaim his old job as sponsor.

If no:
Get Thor addicted instead, and have him sponsor the stuff.

If GM complains about how many things he has to roll for:
Cause him to explode into ludicrous gibs and redirect his potato strike to another RTD.

If he does so without complaining:
Roll to give him a three turn bonus in Cheesistan, hopefully he'll need the advantage to win the GOD WAR and get back at the insidious lesbians.

If even a single person doesn't get the previous command's meaning:
Roll to promote my Roll to Dodge for the next three turns.

If GM refuses to roll for even a single of these commands: Darn. "Well, I tried anyway"

[IcyTea31]

Reform my giblets into a perfectly ordered form, the manifestation of Order. Resume omnicide. CHAOS ABSOLUTELY MUST END.