"... Do they have random washing machine plates there as well?"
((You a cosmic butt monkey. Reality itself will bend in order to fuck with you.))
[6]
"What? Alright, so-"Alarms start blaring.
"Fuck. Pirates. We need to use the random jump... New guy, take the console!"Thankless bastards. Don't they realize you need the whole staff for it to be any good? Even the value of the bronze, if smelted from it, is nothing compared to the value of curing every ailment in the omniverse.
Create a smaller staff of Aesculapius, one that I can simply carry with me and protect.
[5]
Yaaaay.
Eat cheese!
[6+1]
You eat too much and your stomach ruptures.
Steal Nuclear Potato and the GM's Front Door
[1]
You get the potato, alright, because it detonates right next to you. Enjoy radiation!
Create corporeal manifestation of my soul. Strangle American.
[3]
You barely materialise.
I don't know what that is, but keep doing it.Cease to be.
[5]
Granted.
No.
Carve myself a business with the Dimensional Sword. Also, slash myself a ton of cash to invest in the stock exchange.
(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)
Find out what happened to my mutant space chickens over the past 7 billion years.
You aren't thinking far enough. For the record though, I agree.
[2]
You cut a hole in space time every time you take the sword out of its sheath.
This is why we don't use them.learn magic it should be easy because I breath magic fire normally
[4]
You learn more fire magic.
Team up with Evil Steampunk Lincoln AND DESTROY CANADA
[6]
You both get trapped in Canadian spacetime because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS IN CANADA
Sell the potatoes au gratin made from the anti-reality potato to Canada, going to war with Evil Steampunk Lincoln if necessary.
(( Yay! Evil Steampunk Lincoln returns! ))
[1]
Canada don't want it.
Mid-boss battle time.
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
[1]
The bubbles pop in your eyes. THE PAIN
Respawn in my spaceship.
[6]
You pop in your spaceship. For some reason, it's filled with weasel turd.
Find one of the immortal raptors.
[5]
You find one. He recognises you as the creator and asks where you were.
CONSUME ALL THE BANANAS
ABSCOND
[3]
You only eat some of the bananas.
Stop this with great, violent prejudice.
FORCEFEED HIM THE REMAINING BANANAS
[2]VS[1]
You are squashed by the troop of rebeling monkeys. They shower you both in poop.
Does something a flag would do
Again doesn't know what chaos has happened
((try and grow legs or something))
[4]
Flappin in the wind. Aw yeah.
Mid-boss battle time.
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
Overreact with extreme prejudice and weapons. I deserve to be a Post-game boss, darnit. One of those ones you can only fight after three playthroughs.
[2]
You miss completely. You are a shitty boss.
Mid-boss battle time.
Fight Beirus (Xbox guy). Shoot bubbles at him.
Overreact with extreme prejudice and weapons. I deserve to be a Post-game boss, darnit. One of those ones you can only fight after three playthroughs.
Get in on this. Break into the Terraria 'verse, unleashing the wrath of the (post-post-endgame) Frost Moon on both of them.
"Ho Ho Ho, motherfuckers!"
[5]
Frost moon for all!
Appear on a Klingon Warbird because reasons, then kill the captain to replace him.
[3]
As you are a tank, this sorta splinters the ship. There's a hole in it now.