Dammit summon potatoes inside the bloodstream of whoever stole the corpse.
[6]
HEY! I am try-ing to make roast terror bird here.
AIRSTRIKE INBOUND"Fine..."
Steal GM's Refrigerator
(Alright, but let's try to tone it down a bit. ALL OF REALITY ASPLODES was a week ago, and if we make that the default state it will get boring.)
(So you like to see players performing their actions in oscillations that minimize at 'localized shenanigans' and peak at 'Omniverse battle'?)
[1]
That's where I keep the cheese! YOU MONSTER
Nuclear potato launched!KJ's mouth opens and closes several times before he speaks.
"I'm fairly certain I'd be more upset if I didn't just realize my family members are all huge dicks."
[4]
"Huh? Never mind, let's go to the bridge."You walk through the ship. Some of it is transparent, and you can see spaaaaace. Woah.
Then you press on a pressure plate.
"Keep in mind you have to be careful, the walls are very complex..."The man walks off.
You get stuck in a washing machine, and you arrive at the bridge 10 minutes later after being squeezed through a pipe.
"Ah, there you are. We're going back to the GP base, which is the size of a solar system!"(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)
Find out what happened to my mutant space chickens over the past 7 billion years.
[3]
They're all gone. Most of them are dead, and the remainders are immortals who have hidden themselves among modern civilisations.
((So the Xboxes are the source of my power? Or do I get power from the people playing them?))
Give the GM an Xbox.
[6]
((people playing them))
Sweet! More toilet paper!Go traveling through space visiting other worlds and helping the wizards learn magic also learn magic myself
[4]
You take the wizard tower to a few places. You can't really teach magic if you can't do it yourself.
Cast "Teleport" and appear on the bridge of my multi-superweapon space station thingy.
[2]
Yeah, um, in the brief seconds I've been back, I traded it for cheese. Because reasons.
Also, there's a bounty on your head. You should prolly hide somewhere.Well I WAS going to begin throwing bananas into the crowd in a political masterstroke, but NO.
GOUGE EYES AND BITE FINGERS.
[1]
You miss him completely!
go find EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN
[5]
Found him. He was in the Lincoln Memorial. That was easy.
(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)
((Destruction isn't the worst thing that can happen to someone. for example, what if everyone is strapped to chairs and forced to watch obscure, surreal anime with no subtitles to provde the tiny amounts of context?))
Recreate the staff of Aesculapius. Only this time, make it big and multidimensional enough to be seen from any point in the omniverse.
[6]
Near instantly, every single part of it is stolen or exploded.
That was very, very dumb.Cast Nausea. All the snakes' toughnesses are reduced to zero. They die.
[3]
Only a few of them die.
FUCKING LIBERALS
>Experiment with chicks and cookies in order to make chicken-flavoured cookies.
[3]
Your scientists use human chicks (as in hot women) as fodder.
So, cannibalism. Reaching new lows!
Respawn on Earth.
[1]
Nah, you keep being a ghost.
CONSUME ALL THE BANANAS
ABSCOND
[3]
You only eat some of the bananas.
Buy my soul back. Have dragons bid as well to ensure it ends up in the right hands.
[2]
You get Ebay-sniped by some random idiot in America.
"I stole his Ebay spirit, which makes mine stronger! That's how it works, right? Like Highlander? To be fair, I have drunk like a litre of vodka, so I'm the cra-zay right now."Eat a potato or something....
[5]
You eat a potato.
FAVOUR GET
+1 roll for one turn for you!(It's literally impossible to increase the stakes further. Unless you go back and say "Ooh wait, Omniverse isn't the highest level, there's Ultraverse or something above it and now that's threatened!" and so on until the addition of new over-layers becomes meaningless.)
((Destruction isn't the worst thing that can happen to someone. for example, what if everyone is strapped to chairs and forced to watch obscure, surreal anime with no subtitles to provde the tiny amounts of context?))
Recreate the staff of Aesculapius. Only this time, make it big and multidimensional enough to be seen from any point in the omniverse.
Steal that staff for the forces of good ME!
[3]
You get one piece of the hull before every other thief in the omniversal area loots everything else.
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