Summon Universe Cheese in a ritual that will fuse with Universe Potato.
Don't mind me, just making the boss fight cheesy.
[2]
Yeah, you're just going to need a ridiculous amount of power first.
Dodge cops. Use tommy guns if necessary. Make potatos au gratin to serve on the legitimate side of things... OUT OF THE UNIVERSE POTATO AND UNIVERSE CHEESE! BOOSH!
[4]
You cut slivers out of the potato reality. Food!
protect hugoluman by incinerating the potato strikes
[5]
Potatoes exploded.
Go home.
[3]
You go home. Your sister and mother see the application.
"It's for a talent contest! There'll be prizes!"
"LIKE MONEY?"
And so, you are gangpressed into signing it.
Fuck this, you go straight to bed.
((I can just imagine some kid playing COD, being 1 kill away from the AC-130 streak, getting killed by a random grenade, and shouting "Beirus damn it!". Also, I suppose the RNG Gods have now reset my karmic luck to neutral. Also, that Janitor God is dead, right?))
Use godly powers and the weapons in my mecha body to fight the Potato.
[6]
PEW PEW MURRICA
God class located.
NUCLEAR POTATO DETECTED"Must... kill..."
UNLEASH VENOM WAVE
[2]
It doesn't work, they're Nyx snakes!
Kill reality potato.
[2]
If it were that easy, we'd be free.
Perform CPR on Terry.
[3]
Crushed terror bird steaks anyone?
Beat up the monkey that threw it, take his bananas. Also those of his neighbors.
[6]
YOU HAVE ALL THE BANANAS!
The monkeys cry revolution! Ready, aim, sling poo!
BOIL UNIVERSE
[3]
You raise the universe's temperature by one microkelvin.
Rocket Jump out of the potato pile. While in the air, quickly create a magnetic plasma bolter (realistic lightning gun) and fire it at the Universe Potato.
[6]
Forgot your rocketboots. PAIN
Call out to the Parallel GM, who is obsessed with Yams and Yoghurt.
[5]
He pops out of nowhere.
My mortal enemy. We meet again.Oh fuck, it's this nutcase. Wait, weren't you dead?>Attempt to spread my cookie business into a world wide industry.
[1]
MARKET FLOP
Massproduced french fries are much cheaper due to the Potato War.
Sword Beam the potato strike.
[2]
You swot one potato. The rest bury you.
Perform hidden ritual of the "↑ ↑↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A". Summon a dimensional sword.
[5]
Dimensional sword get!
Oh titties. Put that down. Now. There's a reason those are locked away.Summon a giant judge to grant summary judgement against the anti reality potato
[3]
The judge quits due to poor pay conditions. NUTS
HAVE DRAGONS SHOUT "SLEN TIID VO" ON ME.
[2]
Nothing happens, soz.
On that note, your soul belongs to me now.TIME LORD CHAOS
((has been gone for so long doesn't know what is going on.
((Don't worry, neither do I))
[1]
NONE FOR YOU AS PREVIOUSLY STATED LIKE 20 TIMES
Twist the divine blessing into an anti-potato field surrounding all attacking the reality potato.
[1+9001]
Field launched. It completely destroys the universe potato. It also completely obliterates a third of the new omniverse through extreme amounts of raw power.
And you blew up a massive chunk of reality. Again. Well, it was over nine thousand.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!Universe Potato Defeated!Slayer: Sinvara
Casualties: Universe potato, countless potatoes, one third of the omniverse.
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