Find an actual spaceship that I can use.
YOU DIDN'T BOLD IT
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
Dammit.
Get revenge on space!
[6]
You rip a hole in space-time. TAKE THAT, SPACE
Reflect the potato strike using complex legal reasoning!
NO! THE BURDEN OF POTATO LIES ON YOU!
[3]
You form one of the greatest arguements of all time. You are covered in potatoes nonetheless.
...I could've been covering people in potatoes all this time. I've been outdone.SUMMON DRAGONS AND USE DRAGONFIRE TO MELT SINVARA!
[5]
Yay reptile-bros! Sinvara is on fire.
Focus my energy into a blast to throw the potatoes off me and into random ballistic courses, hopefully some of which will hit the potato.
[6]
You send the potatoes flying. Most of them play the gravity card and fall back on top of you.
>Hire a bunch of grannies to bake more cookies!
[5]
Cookie production is up 2000%!
Sacrifice da-nang to the GM for divine favor and blessing, and also because he tried to destroy existence last time.
[6]
You blow da_nang's head off.
Hooray! I grant you a one time +9001 bonus for attacking reality potatoes.
And no, I have not been taking cocaine. Really.ROLL OVER ALL THE THINGS
[1]
You get rolled over. MANY TEARS WOW
Make a space rift to absorb the potatoes!
[4]
Goodbye potatoes.
POTATO STRIKE INBOUNDTriple fire breath attack on the potato strikes. Invite people saved to ride on my back to distroy the potato
[2]
No-one wants to navigate the hair forest.
Screw that. Become one with the fabric of reality to gain awesome Matrix powers.
[6]
Considering you're inside reality supported by a potato, you get potato powers.
((Fuck fancy colours, I'm on mobile))
Give up on killing Liberals stylishly, and just squash them.
[2]
You're too slow. Fugging Nyx-Snake Liberals.
Flee!
[3]
You run around in circles, poo in hand, before you luck out and run through the cave entrance.
God dammit... investigate that thing that crashed into the lake on the way home.
[1]
There's nothing there. Time to go home.
Become an adept mage
[6]
You get lots of power. Other mages are trying to steal it, because apparently magic works like
Highlander when your universe is contained inside a potato.
((Run? What am I, a sentient Playstation? I hope my overshoot mech came with some sort of ridiculously powerful God-killing weapon.))
Kill the Janitor/God and absorb his divine essence to become a God.
[5]
You are now the God of Xboxes! Tweens across the globe swear violently in your name.
Demand a banana tithe.
[1]
You declare you want bananas.
A wad of poo hits your face.
Make the Universe Potato the first boss
[5]
The universe potato is the first boss. Kill it and stuff.Hire faceless(sort of, they can still have faces, but under masks) mooks for my evil castle
[1]
None for you.
CUT THE ANTI REALITY POTATO
[3]
It's not very effective...
Oh no! Snap that spine back together. And lose weight.
[6]
You snap the spine back into place. I think you killed Terry. Again.
YEAH!
Run Chooze.
[1]
Cops. FAAAAAARRK
Convert potatoes to either yams or beets.
[3]
You expend a lot of energy converting a pile of potatoes into yams.
HERESY DETECTED, TRIPLE HELPING OF POTATO STRIKES INBOUND
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