Find a spaceship,
[3]
You find the lunar lander.
Summon some excessive chef's who make french fries at all cost's and point them towards the potato storm.
[1]
They just use the chunks off the ground.
Use Sue the potato for obstruction of multiverse proceedings
[6]
You charge the potato's wall with a court request.
POTATO STRIKE INBOUNDCrumble da-nang's body into powder, then sell it off as fake cocaine.
[2]
You can't catch the slippery bastard.
Construct a forcefield above myself. Fire another rocket.
[1]
The potatoes smash the field and bury you.
Crumble da-nang's body into powder, then sell it off as fake cocaine.
Decapitate him with the two-handed sword.
[2]
You swing and miss.
use him for sacrifices
[5]
You sacrifice him. You also write an award winning book on how to dodge the OHP. Success.
Explore Imaginary Earth, which is a strange place inside a giant yam.
[2]
Hey, insult by association! RUDEPOTATO STRIKE INBOUND
Invite people to move onto the prime real estate on my back
[1]
No-one wants to live there.
Decorate the cave.
[6]
You smear stick figures on the wall with your poop.
Become one with the void of space.
[1]
If by that you mean you die explosively, then yes, you are one with the void of space.
Do what I must do. Also look at the application.
[3]
You're at your friend's house. Errands and shit. His dad fixes your bike in minutes.
His hot older sister that you totally crush on gives you a basket of muffins. She also sees lipstick on your face. FLAIL ARMS
DAMN YOU APPLICATION LADY DOING CPR THINGS
Alright, time to do back home.
Fly away on Terry the Terrorbird. Bring New Guy with me.
[6]
You grab New Guy and snap Terry's spine.
Find pupils. Orphans, preferrably. Not pupils I have just made orphans, of course.
Anyone wanna join me?
[3]
You find one pupil, who you lead back to your cave. He's promptly scared off by Lyeos smearing turd over the walls.
Go and sulk/be groomed. The asshole broke protocol, they know what happens when they break protocol. Rationalize.
[6]
All is well, for now.
The zookeepers just dropped in a crate of bananas. EVERY MONKEY FOR THEMSELVES
Fly away on Terry the Terrorbird. Bring New Guy with me.
Resist
[4]
You lie down and roll away.
attempt to summon time lords again
[2]
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND
The potato disagrees.
GET A CONFRIMATION THAT THE POTATO THAT WE ARE TRAPED INSIDE IS AN BOSS THAT DOES NOT DO ANYTHING AFTER DEFETED
[3]
I'm going to go with maybe.
Escape the military. Go kill that janitor that farted on me.
[6]
You falcon punch Janitor in the face. He is actually a god.
You may want to run.
Take a mortgage out against a fine piece o' potato an' the restaurant's land, which I claim with some convoluted and outdated law.
Open an underground Chooze speak-easy to pay said mortgage.
[5]
You have your business.
Sorry kiddies, but no updates today because family things. Updates will return tomorrow.
okay i lied
>Start a cookie stand.
[6]
The cookies are ridiculously addictive. People are chasing after you for more.
Summon Sotarans
[1]
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND FLESHBALL KATAMARI GO
[4]
I don't know what that is so okay.
Intensify.
[2]
You start calming down.
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