Refined poll!
Flee into another player's cave!
[4]
You run into Helgoland's cave.
GATHER ME AND THE OTHER SCYTHERS TO FIND THE OPTIONAL BOSS
[4]
You find a boss: It's the potato everyone is trapped inside.
Find my Star Spaceship thing.
[2]
Yeah, ah, I traded it for cheese.FFFFFFFFFFFF
BUILD VILLAGE ON KILLERHELLHOUND'S BACK
MAKE HIM GIGANTIC IF NEED BE
USE MAGIC FOR BOTH PURPOSES
[6]
You make him large enough for a town to rest on. Oops.
(I don't have a butt!)
Leave imaginary butt behind so I can fit into the imaginary sub-dimension.
[5]
What a pity. You are safely concealed in the pocket dimension.
>HE HIT ME WITH A STICK.
That was glorious.
[6]
You bash him up with a stick, and several other potential threats as well for good measure.
They're sorta pissed with you.
Summon up manned fighter jets so they can shoot down the potatoes.
[5]
"Alpha One Niner, take out designated targets."The potatoes get exploded. The giant reality potato shudders.
BARRAGE 3 FIRED
Sic the dogs on da-nang and talk to some hermits to learn more secrets of the occult.
Sic the dogs on da-nang and talk to some hermits to learn more secrets of the occult.
Rebel! Turn dogs to my side!
[3] VS [3]
The dogs explode, they had two different masters. This happens because reasons.
Signal the Time Lords to return
[1]
None for you!
Signal the Time Lords to return
Signal the Daleks to induce a war that will lead to some form of a plot.
[2]
Also none for you.
Remind Social Security that I'm disabled and they're supposed to be giving *me* money.((True story.))
Open restaurant with SSI benefits.
[3]
Still not enough monies.
Start educating pupils. Form corps of elite Jedi.
[2]
You sorta need to find pupils first.
FFFFFFFFFFFF
BUILD VILLAGE ON KILLERHELLHOUND'S BACK
MAKE HIM GIGANTIC IF NEED BE
USE MAGIC FOR BOTH PURPOSES
Cool help him with this
[5]
You let him onto your back and he builds a hut.
Transform dimension into my evil castle(human sacrifices of course)
[6]
It's the Dimensional Health and Safety Inspector. Shit.
Spawn in. Cause havoc.
[1]
You spawn in space. The only havok you create is your body rapidly depressurizing.
Leap onto New Guy's head.
[4]
You attach yourself to his face.
Every damn time.
[6]
You wake up. There's a woman there, and she hands you an application for something. She's pretty, so you ignore everything she says. Then she leaves.
OH FUCKTITTES YOU HAVE MORE SHIT TO DO
You rush over to your next destination, your bike disintegrating over the trip until you have nothing but handlebars.
((Did I really get 3 1s in a row? Wow.))
Try again. Make sure somebody competent makes my Gundam or Zoids body. also, put the janitor at the top of my kill list.
[6]
You get a massive mechsuit of a body. However, you are instantly stolen by the US military.
Spawn in. Cause havoc.
Sue this fool
[2]
Suing a corpse gets you absolutely nowhere.
Construct a rocket launcher. Fire it at the potato. BOSS FIGHT: GO
[6]
The potato shudders!
POTATO STRIKE INBOUND!
>Plant the flower that's been in my gun since last game.
[1]
You lost it. YOU LOST IT