Outfit the Dread Pirate fleet with newfangled power machines!
[3]Ye equip two of the ships with the French-powered motor-boats.
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Ransom off some of the hostages. But not any inventors or anyone who could make weapons or better ships. I'll need those to prepare.
If I get screwed over on the hostage deal, send my fleet to destroy that person's family, property, and life. Nobody rips off Dread Pirate Beirus
[3]Ye attempt to ransom off Lord McGowan, too bad they didn't
want him back.
[3]Tha McGowans live too far inland ta be accessible by ship.
"Me shweet fair lady, ye be'sh beautiful as e'er!"
Mistake the minister's cassock for a dress, and the minister for a beautiful woman! Attempt to give him a big kiss!
[4]Ye do it, he punches ye in the face but slips a note onto yer unconscious body. "Meet me at midnight in the graveyard."
Have me and the chef man the oars and get the ship to the enemy!
[6]Heave-ho, Heave-ho! Alright ye've caught up with yer enemy, they blast holes in yer vessel. What're ye gonna do now.
RAISE SPIRITS BY ABUSE OF SPIRITS
ACQUIRE CANNON, CANNONIZE SILVERSMITH
[5]Ye start seein' tha ghosts of ye old man an' some other folks too.
[4]Ye acquire a cannon, don't ask me how, an ye shoot a hole in tha silversmith's house.
Take out the trash.
Fix the door.
[5]Ye take out the trash and dump it into tha sea.
[1]Ye attempt ta fix tha door, too bad yer not the god o' metalworkin' or anythin'.
THEN BUY THE SUPPLIES THEN
[4]Ye buy the supplies!
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