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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Team A has won!!  (Read 113717 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1035 on: October 11, 2014, 09:52:55 am »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1036 on: October 11, 2014, 10:44:25 am »

Attack enemy commander. If he somehow dies before then, attack random enemy.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1037 on: October 11, 2014, 11:03:50 am »

Meet Alias's charge head-on. Which is to say, three times and directly to the forehead.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1038 on: October 11, 2014, 02:30:07 pm »

God damn!!!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1039 on: October 11, 2014, 02:59:33 pm »

If battle doesn't end by turn 75, both leaders come out, and they fight to the death along with the others playing. My suggestion.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1040 on: October 11, 2014, 08:36:08 pm »

Name: Mook XLVIII the nameless
Side: B
Skill: Axemaster
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

EDIT: the roman numerals in my character's name is the same number as the ammount of dead people by the time this was posted.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1041 on: October 11, 2014, 08:49:15 pm »

Attack enemy commander. If he somehow dies before then, attack random enemy.
Follow Iron Dwarf into battle!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1042 on: October 12, 2014, 12:00:10 am »

Randomly attack a randomly chosen random enemy, who was randomly chosen.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1043 on: October 13, 2014, 12:55:54 pm »

Gah! Sorry for not existing, school kicked into gear and I lost my internet for a few days.

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Lets actually do something this time >.>
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1044 on: October 15, 2014, 06:47:14 am »

All three waitlisted!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1045 on: October 15, 2014, 08:51:39 am »

attack the same guy again.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1046 on: October 17, 2014, 05:03:06 pm »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1047 on: October 17, 2014, 09:45:11 pm »

Objective: attack Sir Hansan.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1048 on: October 17, 2014, 09:52:51 pm »

Attack Sir Hansan WITH MY FREE WILL
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1049 on: October 18, 2014, 08:27:24 am »

The fighting continued; Sir Brenzen's squire mistook Darth Klaus for his previous enemy, but it matter not. Unfortunately, Darth Klaus proved capable of defending himself and even staged a counter-attack, stabbing Sir Brenzen's squire through his armor, drawing some of his blood.

Nathaniel Strange tried, in the meanwhile, to kill Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse. But things go strange around Nathaniel - this time, for trouble, as Tales managed to stab him in the gut. Slightly, but wound is a wound anyways.

Moments later, Nathaniel Strange's head strangely fell off his shoulders! That happened because Sir Hansan jumped upon him and with a powerful cleave, he sliced the neck of Nathaniel Strange, cutting the head away from the rest of the body.

A person looked at the headless body that fell near him. "Ahh! I'm at the front lines again?" Prince Salem didn't look anything else than unhappy right now.

But back to the battle we go - just as Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse began to defend himself, That Guy Over There attacked Alias. The two exchanged blows, but both parried them, and no blood was drawn; nearby Stereotype Man reloaded his crossbow once more.

Iron Dwarf then tried to kill Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse, but the Palatinean officer managed to keep himself out of the harm's way.

Stabs McHurt decided to deliver stabs and hurt to Sir Hansan V. After a while, he did manage to deliver the stabs, but hurt not so much; his small blade was too shallow and too weak to pierce the chainmail. Maybe less free will and more determination is required?

Darth Klaus attacked Alias; and delivered a heavy strike to his left arm. But Alias simply laughed and then counter-attacked Darth Klaus. The halberd's spike sunk deep into Darth Klaus' gut, piercing the iron rings and harming the delicate body that was hiding underneath.


Skirmisher Kia arrives to help Team B!
Team A still fights furiously!

"So be it! I shall fight against the Palatinean scum personally once more! And then again, if I will have to!"

Objectives!
Soldiers of Palatine, Servants of God: (Team A)
Victory condition: Slay Prince Salem of Yerusalea! COMPLETED!!
Rebels aka Soldiers of Free Yerusalea: (Team B)
Ensure that Prince Salem survives by fulfilling 1 of these objectives:
1. Repel yet another Palatine attack by killing 5 Palatineans (2/5 killed)
2. Protect Prince Salem for 5 turns so he can retreat again (2/5 turns passed)

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