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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Team A has won!!  (Read 113015 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1020 on: October 05, 2014, 10:37:45 am »

Once more Sir Brenzen's squire stood in front of Lee Harvey Flophouse. And once again he did that just in time to defend his commander from the enemy - it was the strange Nathaniel Strange who attacked him. The spearman danced around the heavily armored man and struck with his spear. First time in a long while, Sir Brenzen's squire felt pain as the spear managed to get through a weaker spot and drew blood. It wasn't a deep wound, though.

Sir Hansan V fought against Gerald Londeral. With only his dagger to protect himself, Gerald's chances weren't high, and indeed - after a moment, a slash of the large sword struck him down.

Then, Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse lifted his shield and prepared his defenses. Right afterwards, he was attacked by That Guy Over There - but Tales defended himself too well to be hurt.

And moments later, Stereotype Man reloaded his crossbow - just in time to witness as Huangor Chupayotl runs toward Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse! This time, despite his effective defenses, Tales didn't escape the harm's way - and Huangor's spear stabbed him in the right hand.

Dowuir have attacked Nathaniel Strange, but by strange occurence in the higher planes of existence, it was Nathaniel Strange who ended striking Dowuir in the guts.


Team A and Team B now fight normally!
Stabs McHurt of Team B arrived on the battlefield!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1021 on: October 05, 2014, 10:45:58 am »

"Oh, woe, sigh and egads. When will this suffering end?"

Furious Tactic! Let's get the killing going, yes?

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1022 on: October 05, 2014, 02:10:43 pm »

Shoot the weakest opponent.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1023 on: October 05, 2014, 02:32:45 pm »

Make Tales into a shish kabob.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1024 on: October 05, 2014, 02:39:19 pm »

Defend!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1025 on: October 05, 2014, 04:01:10 pm »

Attack random enemy.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1026 on: October 05, 2014, 05:13:00 pm »

Imma getcha, Weakest enemy!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1027 on: October 05, 2014, 06:18:22 pm »

attack the enemy with the weakest armor.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1028 on: October 05, 2014, 10:31:24 pm »

Attack weakest enemy, as well.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1029 on: October 06, 2014, 12:00:38 am »

Randomly attack a randomly chosen random enemy, who was randomly chosen.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1030 on: October 07, 2014, 06:59:25 am »

Finish off Tales if Huangor fails to make shish kabob, or Dowuir if he isn't dead. Otherwise, maim Stereotype Man.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1031 on: October 11, 2014, 06:39:49 am »

Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse roused his men into fury!

That must've definitely helped Sir Brenzen's squire who went against Huangor Chupayotl. The fast strikes knocked Huangor off the balance and this allowed squire's sword to stab Huangor in the stomach - not very deep, though, thanks to the aketon he was wearing.

Nathaniel Strange tried to stab Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse, but the heavy armor of the palatinean commander absored the blow - in the meanwhile, Sir Hansan V decided to go on defense.

That Guy Over There attacked Dowuir, who was wounded. After a brief skirmish, That Guy stabbed deep into Dowuir's chest, the thin cloth doing nothing from stopping the blade reach the heart. Dowuir fell down, his hands and legs sprawled, blood gushing from the would like water does from a fountain.

In the meanwhile, Stereotype Man aimed his crossbow at Huangor Chupayotl and launched the bolt. With speed of the lighting, the bolt struck Huangor in the face, launching him backwards and to the ground; but Huangor was dead before that.

At the same moment, Iron Dwarf attacked Sir Brenzen's squire, who for once wasn't defending himself properly. And the flail struck the heavily armored squire; but it was just a small spiked ball versus plates of finest steel. At best, there will be a big bruise underneath the armor, nothing more.

Stabs McHurt decided to finish what Huangor couldn't, and attacked Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse. His sword struck the commander, alas; the small blade lacked strength to penetrate the heavy armor, and the hit glanced off it. Maybe he will have more luck some another time.


Alias, from Team A, appears on the battlefield!
Darth Klaus arrived to reinforce Team B!
Team A still fights furiously!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1032 on: October 11, 2014, 06:47:02 am »

Defend!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1033 on: October 11, 2014, 08:38:36 am »

Challenge weakest enemy to a duel. If he refuses, kill him anyway.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1034 on: October 11, 2014, 08:49:21 am »

Laughing madly, Alias charges the first person he sees, who has reached battlefield a mere seconds ago.

Attack Darth Claus!
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