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Author Topic: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! Team A has won!!  (Read 113724 times)

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #990 on: September 21, 2014, 11:38:11 pm »

Attack random enemy.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #991 on: September 22, 2014, 09:50:41 am »

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #992 on: September 23, 2014, 09:39:35 am »

fire at the one with the lowest armor! Or fire at the person that is going to attack me when applicable.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #993 on: September 23, 2014, 01:50:35 pm »

So... Will I survive four to five consequent attacks? (Counter, honor duel, duel of the weakest, random hacking (optional), sharpshooting the lowest-armored) Let's see!
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #994 on: September 23, 2014, 02:43:16 pm »

The commanders of respective sides yelled and barked orders at their men, as blood gushed from the wounds and fallen soldiers kept multiplying as the fresh, alive ones seemingly were in inexhaustable supply.

Sir Brenzen's squire decided to defend Tales of Lee Harvey Flophouse, Sir Rainor decided to finish the duel between himself and Sir Eric. And it has been finished; with a fast stroke of his axe, he chopped half of the Sir Eric's neck, leaving his corpse with a head that hung against his shoulder.

Nathaniel Strange soon got intercepted by Sir Brenzen's squire whilst trying to get to Tales; Sir Brenzen's squire once again resisted the enemy attack. Later, after the battle, those who knew him, told fancy tales of his invulnerability and even gave him the nickname 'Impervious'.

Sir Hansan V then found the weakest - in his eyes - enemy. The enemy commander, Captain Obvious. And indeed, the weakest foe it was. Just few moments into their duel, Sir Hansan V got himself an opportunity and struck, his two-handed sword slicing the left arm off and then diving deep into his chest. That was the end of Captain Obvious!

But as Sir Eric fell few moments later, so was Sir Rainor destined by fates to die shortly afterwards; That Guy Over There moved up to him and fought with him. After a moment, Sir Rainor fumbled; That Guy tumbled and fell on top of him. With his fast hands, he thrust the sword into Sir Rainor's chest, depriving him of life in mere moments.

In the very moment in which Stereotype Man was reloading his crossbow, Gerald Londeral launched an arrow; from lack of better targets, he had to choose a man in chainmail - his name was Sir Hansan V. The arrow struck him in the left side, but the chainmail was thick and the arrow didn't pierce deep into his flesh. Nothing a few days' rest wouldn't heal!


Team A still fights offensively while Team B continues to fight defensively!
Team B is reinforced by arrival of Iron Dwarf and Huangor Chupayotl!
Team A is at slight numerical disadvantage!

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #995 on: September 23, 2014, 03:03:05 pm »

Eric had a good run. Time for the next guy though.

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #996 on: September 23, 2014, 03:06:06 pm »

Obviously, Team A needs reinforcements more than Team B does. :P

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #997 on: September 23, 2014, 03:07:40 pm »

Eh. Defend.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #998 on: September 23, 2014, 03:20:17 pm »

Attack Stereotype Man!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #999 on: September 23, 2014, 03:22:25 pm »

Sir Hansan points at Gerald. "Your Next."

Go kill Gerlad.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1000 on: September 23, 2014, 04:19:25 pm »

Shoot at anyone attacking me!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1001 on: September 23, 2014, 06:32:27 pm »

Kill weakest enemy!
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1002 on: September 23, 2014, 07:23:17 pm »

Attack weakest enemy.
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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1003 on: September 23, 2014, 07:30:41 pm »

defend stereotype man

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Re: Medieval Fodder Simple-RTD Deathmatch 2.0! The Emperor Needs You!
« Reply #1004 on: September 24, 2014, 12:57:20 am »

"I die in glory, indeed..."

Taking four enemies with him into Underworld, honorable Sir Rainor departs this world.
In his place, stumbling upon a mountains of corpses, walks strange fellow going by alias Alias.

Name: Alias
Side: A
Skill: Leaf Friend
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.
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