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[Harry Baldman]

Name: Miss Penny
Side: B
Skill: Beard Friend
HP:
Weapon:
Armor:
Shield:

[Beirus]

Hack Kirby the Second into pieces. Alec Bladeheart will be avenged.

[GiglameshDespair]

Back at thou!

Attack Aria!

[Ultimuh]

Hack Kirby to bits.

[Tavik Toth]

Name: Sir Hansan
Side: A
Skill: Two Handed Mastery
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

Wait list please

[Haspen]

Both added!

[Sheb]

Shoot Sir Bearington!

[Xanmyral]

Attack an enemy with chain or plate that is available to attack! Otherwise attack random.

[Tiruin]

"I used to be Gaston a lotl
I did just what Gaston'll do

I attacked side A but in my fury
I know you won't believe it's true

But then one day I caught an illness
as well as a sharp axe or two

I died a little
then a lottle
and now I~ am~ going.... to~~~~

Attack Aria Vin'carro

Sorry Tiruin... And you guys thought this would be an Ocelot play-through. Pah!

[So I doubt this is not telegraphed due to the singsong voice.]

"Their troops have gone mad with music."

DEFEND!

[Haspen]

Awaiting input from:

BlitzDungeoneer
GiglameshDespair
Tiruin
squidgen
Sheb
darkapaladin109
Ultimuh
Beirus
Xanmyral
Nerjin

[darkpaladin109]

BAH
TAKE OUT THEIR COMMANDER OR KIRBY 2 I DONT CARE WHOM

[BlitzDungeoneer]

((Why are there so many people trying to kill me?))

[squidgen]

Shoot someone who is attacking Kirby!

[Haspen]

"Yahahahahaha!" Said Kirby as his last; because the Lifedrinker nor the shield were much help against the counterstrike of Ulfgar. "Ye won't suck me dry of life, maggot!" And the axe swung in a wide arc, and slammed against the Kirby's side, and cut through the leather and cloth and skin and muscle; Kirby the Second gurgled as his bones cracked and his delicate, precious orgasn were split in two. Lung and heart and intestines poking out as blood gushed, he fell to the ground, almost cut in two himself.

Then Betarius had another skirmish with Aria Vin'Carro. And this time his axe struck true! The blade delivered a mighty blow and even through her armor Aria could feel a rib breaking inside her body. But this was but a scratch, a wound easy to heal - Betarius will have to try even harder if he wants to down the Yerusalean commander. This also prompted Aria Vin'Carro to take a defensive stance, at least for now.

Two arrows sailed through the air, one for Lord Nathan Bladeheart, and other for Borris von Beardington. However! One was blocked by Lord Nathan's shield, and the other flew above Borris' head so silently that he didn't even notice it.

That's because Borris von Beardington was busy assaulting Betarius! The heavily-armored man versus the thin, axe-wielding commander. Betarius' blood was shed again - from a new wound as the spear of Borris von Beardington stabbed him in the gut.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHH!!!" Roared Rage Knight in his furious rage of angry justice, swinging his halberd above his head before it went down to cleave Bowy McMann; he have dodged it! But he didn't dodge the thrust that came right after, and the large spike of the halberd stabbed him in the chest so hard, that for a moment he lost breath, for a moment he saw darkness before his eyes.

The newcomer, Revolver Axelotl, jumped upon Aria Vin'Carro - but the woman was ready! With her shield high and her feet moving tirelessly, she parried a strike, dodged another, evaded the third and blocked the last one, her armor not being a problem with her defensive mastery!

Sir Hansan runs forth to replace his dead comrade!
Team B continues to fight offensively!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

NORMAL:

Attack random enemy from Team B.
"Yahahahahaha!"

Roll for random enemy: 3, Ulfgar Von Wulfenheim
Roll for Kirby the Second: 1, +2 = 3, lost!
Roll for Ulfgar Von Wulfenheim: 4, +1 = 5
Roll for damage: 8-1 = 7dmg

Kirby the Second has -3/7HP left!
Kirby the Second perishes!

Back at thou!

Attack Aria!

Roll for Betarius: 5 = 5
Roll for Aria Vin'Carro: 1, -1, +2 = 2, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-3 = 1dmg

Aria Vin'Carro has 5/6HP left!

DEFEND!

Aria Vin'Carro Defends herself!

Shoot someone who is attacking Kirby!

//That's why I dislike conditionals...
=Roll for attacker of Kirby's corpse: 2, Lord Nathan Bladeheart
Roll for Nubib: 2
Roll for Lord Nathan Bladeheart: 5

Nothing happens.

Shoot Sir Bearington!

Roll for Bowy McMann: 4
Roll for Borris von Beardington: 6

Nothing happens.

BAH
TAKE OUT THEIR COMMANDER

Roll for Borris von Beardington: 6, +1
Roll for Betarius: 3, +1, lost!
Roll for damage: 2+1-2 = 1dmg

Betarius has 1/4HP left!

Hack Kirby to bits.

But he is deeeeead.

Hack Kirby the Second into pieces. Alec Bladeheart will be avenged.

Goddamit I said he is already dead!

Attack an enemy with chain or plate that is available to attack! Otherwise attack random.

Roll for armored enemy: 2, Bowy McMann:
Roll for Rage Knight: 3, +1 = 4
Roll for Bow McMann: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 4+2-2 = 4dmg

Bowy McMann has 2/6HP left!

Attack Aria Vin'carro

Roll for Revolver Axelotl: 5
Roll for Aria Vin'Carro: 4, -1, +1, +3 = 7

Nothing happens.

[Tiruin]

"Charge forth! Break their lines!"

Offensive to Furious Tactic, GO!

[Also if possible, opt to defend self if interrupted]