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[Xanmyral]

The corpulent man laid still, words sputtering out as his dying breathe. "One of... Seven."

Rage Knight, Two Handed Mastery! B Team!

[Nerjin]

Name: Revolver Axelotl
Side: A
Skill: Axemaster
HP:
Weapon:
Armor:
Shield:


Nobody switches sides after their death like Gaston!

[Haspen]

Both added!

[darkpaladin109]

"MEN! YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSION HERE IS - TO CRUSH THE PALATINIAN SCUM! CRUSH THEM AS IF THEY WERE MERE BUGS!"
Offensive Tactic

[Blade Master Model 42]

Finish Kirby!

[Tiruin]

Name: Revolver Axelotl
Side: A
Skill: Axemaster
HP:
Weapon:
Armor:
Shield:


Nobody switches sides after their death like Gaston!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aria took a while to survey the battlefield as she held up her shield, it had seemed the axeman was too hasty in his plight--a problem to delve into when the army would be reformed. Light assault troops at front facing her own heavy infantry...
Mm...
"Push the assault! They're lightly armored! Take down their archers and marksmen; our armor will hold!

"Show these loyal lapdogs what we stand for! For Free Yeruslea!"

Attack the enemy commander.

[squidgen]

"Ay! Don't think you can just resurrect yourself without me noticing!"

Shoot the ghost of Flophouse Shorty!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Attack a random person on Team B.
"You're a all gonna fuckin' die!"

[Haspen]

Still waiting for:

BladeMasterModel42
BlitzDungeoneer
GiglameshDespair
Tiruin
squidgen
Sheb
darkpaladin109
Harry Baldman
Ultimuh

[Ultimuh]

Split Kirby The second in twain with battleaxe.

[Sheb]

Shoot Flophouse

[GiglameshDespair]

Attack the enemy commander

[Haspen]

The soldiers of Free Yerusalea ran toward the lines of Palatine soldiers as dictated by Borris von Beardington who elected to make the army fight offensively for a while.

That didn't help Issallu Verdo who assaulted Kirby the Second; the wielder of Lifedrinker feasted again, his mace quickly and effectively smashing Issallu's skull.

And then Kirby the Second locks his gaze upon the Borris von Beardington himself, and runs toward him. The thick armor protects the commander from the brunt of enemy's attacks, yet the force of repeated onslaught finally yields a broken rib - Borris feels his chest hurting after the latest hit of the blunt weapon.

Quickly afterwards Betarius shows in front of Borris von Beardington! It's a duel of commanders, but the heavily armored one has problems evading the blows. Lo and behold as Betarius' axe smashes into Borris' left shoulder. The plate again managed to absorb most of the impact but yet Borris can clearly feel his muscle and bones aching!

Then Aria Vin'Carro jumps onto Betarius, to distract him from Borris and to kill him if possible. Alas, Aria's strikes, whilst hitting fair and fast, cannot protect her from the fury of the axe-wielder! The axe slashes in front of her head - and then a clonk when the axe strikes her helmet, unable to pierce through it! 'Blessed be the smiths of Yerusalea, once more' Aria thought to herself; first an arrow, now an axe!

TWANG! The arrow hit Flophouse in the left thigh. Cursing his enemies, Flophouse snapped the arrow and looked forward - TWANG! The second arrow sailed and hit him in the chest, propelling him onto his back. Heaving and wheezing, he tried to raise himself, alas, the wound were too grevious, the bloodloos too big - and he gasped his last breath, laying under his halberd.

Ulfgar Von Wulfenheim, in the same moment, tried his skill against Kirby the Second. But, Kirby the Second was akin to a demon warrior from the ages long gone; his Lifedrinker struck the side of the brave friend of the dwarves, and whilst there was no life force being drained, the wound was still giving Ulfgar a bit of pain.

Lord Nathan Bloodheart and Rage Knight, as well as Revolver Axelotl join their respective teams!
Team A is no longer at disadvantage!
Team B is still fighting offensively.

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

SPECIAL:

Offensive Tactic

Team B now fights Offensively!

NORMAL:

Finish Kirby!

Roll for Issallu Verdo: 1, +1 = 2, lost!
Roll for Kirby the Second: 5 = 5
Roll for damage: 4-2 = 2dmg

Kirby the Second now has 4/7HP!
Issallu Verdo has 0/7HP left!
Issallu Verdo have died!

Attack a random person on Team B.

Roll for random enemy: 2, Borris von Beardington
Roll for Kirby the Second: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for Borris von Beardington: 1, -1 = 0, lost!
Roll for damage: 1-2 = 1!

Borris von Beardington has 5/6HP left!

Attack the enemy commander

Roll for random enemy commander: 2, Borris von Beardington
Roll for Betarius: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for Borris von Beardington: 2, -1 = 1, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-3 = 1dmg

Borris von Beardington has 4/6HP left!

Attack the enemy commander.

Roll for Aria Vin'Carro: 3, -1, +2 = 4, lost!
Roll for Betarius: 5, +1 = 6
Roll for damage: 2-3 = 0

Nothing happens.

Shoot the ghost of Flophouse Shorty!

Roll for Nubib: 3, +1, +1 = 5
Roll for The Miraculously Ascended Ghost of Flophouse Shouty: 2, +1 = 3, lost!
Roll for damage: 2-0 = 2dmg

The Miraculously Ascended Ghost of Flophouse Shout has 3/5HP left!

Shoot Flophouse

Roll for Bowy McMann: 5, +1, +1 = 7
Roll for The Miraculously Ascended Ghost of Flophouse Shout: 4, +1 = 5, lost!
Roll for damage: 4-0 = 4dmg

The Miraculously Ascended Ghost of Flophouse Shout has -1/5HP left!
The Miraculously Ascended Ghost of Flophouse Shout has been killed!

Slash and stab Betarius. A lot.

Sorry but yer fertilizer now, can't do!

Split Kirby The second in twain with battleaxe.

Roll for Ulfgar Von Wulfenheim: 4, -1 = 3, lost!
Roll for Kirby the Second: 6, +1 = 7
Roll for damage: 2-3 = 1!

Ulfgar Von Wulfenheim has 4/5HP left!

[Nerjin]

"I used to be Gaston a lotl
I did just what Gaston'll do

I attacked side A but in my fury
I know you won't believe it's true

But then one day I caught an illness
as well as a sharp axe or two

I died a little
then a lottle
and now I~ am~ going.... to~~~~

Attack Aria Vin'carro

Sorry Tiruin... And you guys thought this would be an Ocelot play-through. Pah!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Attack random enemy from Team B.
"Yahahahahaha!"