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Team Deathmatch

8 (21.1%)

Deathmatch

1 (2.6%)

Capture the Flag

8 (21.1%)

King of the Hill (has to hold a point for some time)

9 (23.7%)

Other (comment in thread)

4 (10.5%)

Reverse Capture the Flag (You have to deliver a bomb to the enemy camp)

8 (21.1%)

Total Members Voted: 17

[Comrade P.]

Can we still execute prisoners?

Don't you reveal my interrogation methods.

[IcyTea31]

The Heart is not quite secure yet. We'll need to get it to our deployment zone.

[Sheb]

Comrade P., are you secretely trying to get the Statics to disarm to further the Scanite's agenda?

[Comrade P.]

Comrade P., are you secretely trying to get the Statics to disarm to further the Scanite's agenda?

As you all know, USSR is the most peaceful fraction ever. We do nothing but defend ourselves. And since the opposing regime has fallen, I now offer a stop-fire and all-free static citizenship for all the -scans who will switch to statics.

[Kadzar]

We will not back down, and we spit on your pathetic citizenship! You're just afraid of what will happen when I unleash ghost magic upon your troops.

[Lyeos]

Aww, look. Now you went and made me pull out my war avatar.

[Comrade P.]

You're just afraid of what will happen when I unleash ghost magic upon your troops.

Fool, you forgot that you are on the Soviet Union land and Spirit factory produces vodka.

[IcyTea31]

Statisgrad isn't safe.

I admit, the war must end,

it'll do so in blood.

'Scans still seek our doom;

we give them only their own.

Keep fighting, Statics!

The battle won't end

'til the Heart is in our base;

there's no peace o'er here.

The day may be ours,

but The Heart is not secure.

Capture it, quickly!

[GlyphGryph]

Fellow 'scans, everyone who has the health to survive a single attack (aka not me) needs to rush the heart. The statics are forming a wall that must be knocked down if we will have a chance for victory! Focus fire, take out the stragglers, I will rejoin the fray as soon as I find a way to heal up. Don't let TCM's sacrifice be in vain!

I recommend striking from the southwest - group up, so any of them that dare attack end up in easy double-striking range of the others, and stay 3 hexes away (so moving to us they can only strike once)

[IcyTea31]

Don't worry, LordSlowpoke will be joining TCM in a moment, and I'm sure they won't get lonely in the afterlife, for more 'Scans shall go. Our amphibian friend will be avenged.

[Comrade P.]

Spoiler: Good verses (click to show/hide)

Statisgrad isn't safe.

I admit, the war must end,

it'll do so in blood.

'Scans still seek our doom;

we give them only their own.

Keep fighting, Statics!

The battle won't end

'til the Heart is in our base;

there's no peace o'er here.

The day may be ours,

but The Heart is not secure.

Capture it, quickly!

You know what?

Faction: Statics
HP: 10/10
Location: deploy me in Red October Workers settlement hex. Quick!

[Kadzar]

You're just afraid of what will happen when I unleash ghost magic upon your troops.

Fool, you forgot that you are on the Soviet Union land and Spirit factory produces vodka.

I kinda figured it was probably something like that I learned how to gain unaided flight by reading old pilot manuals, so your logic is invalid.

[Sheb]

You earned XPs by reading those manuals.

[10ebbor10]

Faction: Statics
HP: 10/10
Location: deploy me in Red October Workers Factory HexB3054. Quick!

[Kadzar]

You earned XPs by reading those manuals.

But am I or am I not using some sort of flying vehicle to enable my flight?

Well, either way, once I make it to the Spirit Works, I plan to acquire myself some ghost magic or, failing that, some booze magic.