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Team Deathmatch
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Deathmatch
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King of the Hill (has to hold a point for some time)
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Author Topic: The Battle for Statisgrad  (Read 14911 times)

Comrade P.

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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #105 on: May 06, 2014, 10:18:45 am »

Can we still execute prisoners?

Don't you reveal my interrogation methods.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #106 on: May 06, 2014, 10:21:31 am »

The Heart is not quite secure yet. We'll need to get it to our deployment zone.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #107 on: May 06, 2014, 10:23:58 am »

Comrade P., are you secretely trying to get the Statics to disarm to further the Scanite's agenda?
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Comrade P.

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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #108 on: May 06, 2014, 10:55:43 am »

Comrade P., are you secretely trying to get the Statics to disarm to further the Scanite's agenda?

As you all know, USSR is the most peaceful fraction ever. We do nothing but defend ourselves. And since the opposing regime has fallen, I now offer a stop-fire and all-free static citizenship for all the -scans who will switch to statics.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #109 on: May 06, 2014, 11:03:15 am »

We will not back down, and we spit on your pathetic citizenship! You're just afraid of what will happen when I unleash ghost magic upon your troops.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #110 on: May 06, 2014, 11:07:29 am »

Aww, look. Now you went and made me pull out my war avatar.
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Comrade P.

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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #111 on: May 06, 2014, 11:21:07 am »

You're just afraid of what will happen when I unleash ghost magic upon your troops.

Fool, you forgot that you are on the Soviet Union land and Spirit factory produces vodka.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #112 on: May 06, 2014, 11:26:36 am »

Statisgrad isn't safe.
I admit, the war must end,
it'll do so in blood.

'Scans still seek our doom;
we give them only their own.
Keep fighting, Statics!

The battle won't end
'til the Heart is in our base;
there's no peace o'er here.

The day may be ours,
but The Heart is not secure.
Capture it, quickly!
« Last Edit: May 06, 2014, 11:29:17 am by IcyTea31 »
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #113 on: May 06, 2014, 11:30:27 am »

Fellow 'scans, everyone who has the health to survive a single attack (aka not me) needs to rush the heart. The statics are forming a wall that must be knocked down if we will have a chance for victory! Focus fire, take out the stragglers, I will rejoin the fray as soon as I find a way to heal up. Don't let TCM's sacrifice be in vain!

I recommend striking from the southwest - group up, so any of them that dare attack end up in easy double-striking range of the others, and stay 3 hexes away (so moving to us they can only strike once)
« Last Edit: May 06, 2014, 11:52:43 am by GlyphGryph »
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #114 on: May 06, 2014, 11:37:20 am »

Don't worry, LordSlowpoke will be joining TCM in a moment, and I'm sure they won't get lonely in the afterlife, for more 'Scans shall go. Our amphibian friend will be avenged.
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Comrade P.

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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #115 on: May 06, 2014, 11:38:25 am »

Spoiler: Good verses (click to show/hide)

You know what?

Faction: Statics
HP: 10/10
Location: deploy me in Red October Workers settlement hex. Quick!
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #116 on: May 06, 2014, 11:50:11 am »

You're just afraid of what will happen when I unleash ghost magic upon your troops.

Fool, you forgot that you are on the Soviet Union land and Spirit factory produces vodka.
I kinda figured it was probably something like that I learned how to gain unaided flight by reading old pilot manuals, so your logic is invalid.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #117 on: May 06, 2014, 11:54:37 am »

You earned XPs by reading those manuals.
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #118 on: May 06, 2014, 12:24:38 pm »


Faction: Statics
HP: 10/10
Location: deploy me in Red October Workers Factory HexB3054. Quick!

« Last Edit: May 06, 2014, 04:01:23 pm by 10ebbor10 »
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Re: The Battle for Statisgrad
« Reply #119 on: May 06, 2014, 12:33:14 pm »

You earned XPs by reading those manuals.
But am I or am I not using some sort of flying vehicle to enable my flight?

Well, either way, once I make it to the Spirit Works, I plan to acquire myself some ghost magic or, failing that, some booze magic.
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