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Author Topic: SCANS VS STATICS  (Read 9006 times)

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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2014, 05:35:32 am »

STATICS:

KEVAK:
Faction: Static
Health: 100

Continue worshiping the Trap God.

(4-2) NILVA, GOD OF KEVAK acknowledges your existence.

ICYTEA31:
Faction: Static
Health: 80/100

Proclaim that the word "scan" is a profanity and should be censored wherever it is seen.

(2) You fail.

SHEB:
Faction: Static
Health: 90/100 (BLIIP)

*bliiip* all the *bliiip* in the face.

(4) You "bliip". (Gained "BLIIP")

KNIT TIE:
Faction: Static
Health: 100/100

Open anti-materiel sniper rifle fire from a concealed position far away from the battlefield. Aim for the descanite filth's heads.

(3-1) You shoot DARKPALADIN109 for 20 damage, plus causing bleed!

SCANS:

DARKPALADIN109:
Faction: Scan
Health: 80/100 (BLEED)

DRAG KEVAK DOWN TO HELL

(1-2) You drag your self down to hell, but hell drags itself up through the black hole! (New battlefield: BLACK HELL)

ENEMIES:

DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK:
Faction: GOD
Health: 400 (POWER 2)

HELL. MUST. RESIST. (NILVA, GOD OF KEVAK has been warped by BLACK HELL. Evolved to DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK.) CHANGE MY MINIONS. (TRAPS converted to TRAP IMPS)

TRAP IMP:
Faction: NILVA
Health: 70

WORSHIP. (6crit) He worships DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK, infusing it with power.

TRAP IMP:
Faction: NILVA
Health: 70

WORSHIP. (3) His chanting does nothing special.

TRAP IMP:
Faction: NILVA
Health: 70

WORSHIP. (5) His worship bolsters DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2014, 05:47:08 am »

Become Statiscan. Edit [TRAPIMMUNE] into my image file.

Follower Action: Uncensor the word "Scan". Attempt to recruit more people to the cause of Statiscanic peace.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2014, 05:51:33 am »

Eliminate Nilva with extreme prejudice!
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2014, 05:54:10 am »

Do NOT destroy everything with the fiendish fires of Black Hell. I seem to have a knack for rolling poorly. Let's try to fail this one.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2014, 06:04:31 am »

RIP KEVAK TO PIECES
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2014, 08:55:41 am »

Faction: Static
Health: 100/100

I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

Search my files for the kill code I prepared for my 'scan broods.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2014, 08:59:51 am »

Faction: Statiscan
Health: 100

Freeze Nilva with my Stati side!
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2014, 09:06:19 am »

Faction: Scan, sure, why not.
Health: 100/100

Stab Kevak!
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2014, 09:11:00 am »

Faction: Static
Health: 100/100

I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

Search my files for the kill code I prepared for my 'scan broods.

Correction: you inspired a monster. BlackFlyme and I created it, mostly.

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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2014, 09:12:20 am »

Well you fools weren't the one who secretly put a kill code in them. >:V
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2014, 09:20:26 am »

Faction: Static
Health: 100/100

Mobilize Infantry loyal to the Statics
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2014, 09:23:57 am »

START NEW FACTION
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2014, 09:24:09 am »

Use my (BLIIIIIIP) to deafen everyone everywhere.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2014, 09:27:47 am »

Faction: scan
Health: 100/100

Beat up some statics
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2014, 09:55:04 am »

Faction: scan
Health: 100/100

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