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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2014, 11:33:29 am »

Summon another two Nilvas on the Nilva faction's side.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2014, 11:38:19 am »

Summon another two Nilvas on the Nilva faction's side.
SUMMON DESCAN GOD OF SCANS TO SMITE THE HERETIC
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2014, 12:15:24 pm »

Faction: Static
Health: 100/100

FOR STATUES! FOR PHOTOGRAPHS! FOR COMIC STRIPS! FOR BOOKS!

Summon the Static Hero of Winds to smite these evildoers.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2014, 12:28:00 pm »

Faction: Scan
Health: 100/100 (Don't change this)

Stomp the ground to make the entire earth shake!
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2014, 12:51:53 pm »

Faction: Static
Health: 100/100

My avatar shall step forth and battle the GIFs.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #50 on: May 03, 2014, 12:55:17 pm »

What if my avatar is a one-frame GIF?

End the prejudice of Doomblade toward all GIFs, making it a prejudice against SCAN GIFs.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #51 on: May 03, 2014, 12:56:08 pm »

Faction: Scan
Health: 100/100


FIRE DAH LAZORS
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #52 on: May 03, 2014, 12:59:36 pm »

I just realised that I'm playing a minimalist RTD and I was expecting people to be reasonable. Yeah, right.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #53 on: May 03, 2014, 01:23:53 pm »

Faction: Statics
Health: 100/100

Shoot my cartrige-conversed Colt Walker targeting nearest -scanite.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2014, 01:30:05 pm by Comrade P. »
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #54 on: May 03, 2014, 06:53:00 pm »

STATICS:

KNIT TIE:
Faction: Static
Health: 50/100

Eliminate Nilva with extreme prejudice!

(6crit-4) Deal 20 damage plus more bleed!

ICYTEA31:
Faction: Static
Health: 60/100

Do NOT destroy everything with the fiendish fires of Black Hell. I seem to have a knack for rolling poorly. Let's try to fail this one.

(4) You don't destroy anything. (Ha.)

OBJECTIVE:
Faction: Static
Health: 80/100

I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER.

Search my files for the kill code I prepared for my 'scan broods.

(4) You find the file, but you can't find the kill code. You found the stop code, though.

ZANZETUKEN THE GREAT:
Faction: Static
Health: 80/100

Mobilize Infantry loyal to the Statics

(3) You mobilize the poorly armed militia. (1) Who die from hunger on the way.

SHEB:
Faction: Static
Health: 60/100 (BLIIP) (DEAF)

Use my (BLIIIIIIP) to deafen everyone everywhere.

(3) You deafen everyone in a small radius. (6crit-2) Which is just you. SHEB is now deaf!

KEVAK:
Faction: Static
Health: 80/100

Summon another two Nilvas on the Nilva faction's side.

(1) You summon a grossly deformed trap that dies crying. (5) You make a demigod NILVA, but due to the increasing amount of players the GM decides to put that enemy on hold.

TAWAROCHIR:
Faction: Static
Health: 80/100

FOR STATUES! FOR PHOTOGRAPHS! FOR COMIC STRIPS! FOR BOOKS!

Summon the Static Hero of Winds to smite these evildoers.

(4) You summon a breeze. Yay.

DOOMBLADE187:
Faction: Static
Health: 60/100

My avatar shall step forth and battle the GIFs.

(3-5) The GIFS riposte attack you for 20 damage!

COMRADE P. LEADER OF STATIC:
Faction: Statics
Health: 80/100

Shoot my cartrige-conversed Colt Walker targeting nearest -scanite.


(5-1crit) You shoot WHITIUSOPUS for 40 damage! Also inducing bleed!

SCANS:

DARKPALADIN109:
Faction: Scan
Health: 20/100 (BLEED)

RIP KEVAK TO PIECES

(2-5) Kevak counterattacks you for 30 damage!

LYEOS:
Faction: Scan, sure, why not.
Health: 80/100

Stab Kevak!

(5-5) KEVAK blocks the attack!

LORD_LEMONPIE:
Faction: scan
Health: 70/100 (BLEED)

Beat up some statics

(5-6crit) You attack static SHEB, but he counterattacks for 10 damage and causing bleed!

GREATJUSTICE:
Faction: scan
Health: 80/100

Charging laser

(2) Laser doesn't charge.

ELEPHANT PARADE:
Faction: Scan
Health: 80/100 (Don't change this)

Stomp the ground to make the entire earth shake!

(4-3) You stomp the ground, making an area around you shake.

WHITIUSOPUS:
Faction: Scan
Health: 30/100 (BLEED)

FIRE DAH LAZORS

(3-4) You take 10 laser damage! (Wow, first round in and you're dying...)

STATISCAN:

ARX:
Faction: Statiscan
Health: 80/100

Become Statiscan. Edit [TRAPIMMUNE] into my image file.

Follower Action: Uncensor the word "Scan". Attempt to recruit more people to the cause of Statiscanic peace.

You become STATISCAN. (1) You become TRAPEFFECTIVE. All trap attacks now do double damage!

FOLLOWER:
Faction: Statiscan
Health: 40/100 (BLEED)

Follower Action: Uncensor the word "Scan". Attempt to recruit more people to the cause of Statiscanic peace.

(1crit-5) People recruit him. Takes 40 damage and bleed!

PLAYERGAMER:
Faction: Statiscan
Health: 70/100 (FREEZE)

Freeze Nilva with my Stati side!

(4-5) DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK redirects the freeze, damaging you for 10 damage and causing freeze! (-1 to movement rolls next turn)

POKETWO:
Faction: ???
Health: 80/100

START NEW FACTION
THE GLORIOUS MEMBER'S REPUBLIC OF NO-AVATAR


(1) NO MORE FACTIONS.

ENEMIES:

DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK:
Faction: GOD
Health: 400 (POWER 3)

SMITE THE HERETICS. (5-3) Everyone takes 20 splash damage!

TRAP IMP:
Faction: NILVA
Health: 70

WORSHIP. (4) He channels his dark energy to DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK.

TRAP IMP:
Faction: NILVA
Health: 70

WORSHIP. (6crit) He boosts DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK's power!

TRAP IMP:
Faction: NILVA
Health: 70

WORSHIP. (5) His worship bolsters DARK NILVA, DEVIL OF KEVAK.
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #55 on: May 03, 2014, 06:53:50 pm »

(Btw, could you guys please write your faction and health with your actions? It's getting confusing on who is who.)
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #56 on: May 03, 2014, 06:54:03 pm »

Faction: Scans
Health:80/100

Swap to Statiscan faction!!
« Last Edit: May 03, 2014, 07:01:08 pm by Lyeos »
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #57 on: May 03, 2014, 06:55:32 pm »

((You're health is 80, by the way.))
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #58 on: May 03, 2014, 06:56:42 pm »

Faction: Static
Health: 100/100
Assault Cheesecake for betraying us!
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Re: SCANS VS STATICS
« Reply #59 on: May 03, 2014, 07:02:17 pm »

Faction: Static
Health: 100/100

Equip a Killer Lance and stabbify Dark Nilva
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