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[Tawa]

Suggestion game. Make choices based on whatever you feel like saying at the time.

NAME:

TIME PERIOD:

PROFESSION:

GENDER: (decided by coin flip, swaps every time this hapless fool dies) O-> (which is a horrible ascii man sign, for the blind)

STRANGE AND UNUSUAL PROBLEM: I have several lain out; choose a letter, S, T, P, R, D, A, O, J, P, B, F

[darkpaladin109]

NAME: Tawarochir

TIME PERIOD: Tawarochir
 
PROFESSION: Tawarochir

GENDER: O->

STRANGE AND UNUSUAL PROBLEM: S

[~Neri]

NAME: Woof.

TIME PERIOD: House.

PROFESSION: Dog.

GENDER: O->

STRANGE AND UNUSUAL PROBLEM:  S, T, P, R, D, A, O, J, P, B, F ALL OF THEM!

[Prophet]

NAME: Woof.

TIME PERIOD: House.

PROFESSION: Dog.

GENDER: O->

STRANGE AND UNUSUAL PROBLEM:  S, T, P, R, D, A, O, J, P, B, F ALL OF THEM!

+1

[Arcvasti]

NAME: Woof.

TIME PERIOD: House.

PROFESSION: Dog.

GENDER: O->

STRANGE AND UNUSUAL PROBLEM:  S, T, P, R, D, A, O, J, P, B, F ALL OF THEM!

+1

Additional +1

[Tawa]

+2? Sold.

You are WOOF. You are a DOG. You live in HOUSE. You are, however, completely human. You are incapable of cooking pasta or sauce, are a double kleptomaniac, are addicted to clubbing seals, have a headturtle on you, are the arch-nemesis of all bees, and are incapable of holding things. Your body is also possessed by three ancient spirits.

You sit upon your blanket. What dost thou do?

[Lyeos]

Scream!

[Harry Baldman]

Turn up electromagnetic blastotron to full power to mess with the bees.

[TamerVirus]

FIND THE NAUGHTY SORCERESS WHO PLACED THIS CURSE UPON US

[Tawa]

FIND THE NAUGHTY SORCERESS WHO PLACED THIS CURSE UPON US

Lol someone caught on.

Turn up electromagnetic blastotron to full power to mess with the bees.

WOOF turns up his electromagnetic blastotron to mess with the bees, but there is no cannon.

THE BEES STING OH GOD

TURNS BEEFORE DEATH BY BEES: 10

[Lyeos]

Eat the bees!

[Harry Baldman]

Eat the bees!

Gnash them! Chew them! Howl euphorically as they sting!

[Noel.se]

Eat the bees!

+1

[Tawa]

Eat the bees it is.

D20 SEZ
16

You manage to devour sixteen of the twenty bees. You get four additional turns.

THREE NEW JERSEY QUARTERS INFORM ME:

Your sneaky kleptomaniac personality exits the house and steals an old woman's purse.

OH GOD THE BEES STING

You have 13 turns remaining until Beepocalypse.

THREE CARIBBEAN COINS HAVE INFORMED ME

You have 1/3 succumbed to the headturtle's power.

[Lyeos]

Point out to the bees that they should be dying whenever they sting you. Suck on that, bees!