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[Cheesecake]

Spawn in-game

@GM: Seeing as you're new here, welcome to the forums!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Drain Kevak's blood.

[2] you fail at doing so (is this an inside joke or something i dont know who this is?!?!?)

Start demanding all sorts of ridiculous things.[/b]

[5] you demand a jade armorstand, a platinum bed, and a stained glass portrait of your long deceased mother

BARRICADE SELF IN BAUXITE DOOMSDAY SHELTER! ACTIVATE MAGMATIC DEATH LEVER!

[3] you are inside the shelter and after pulling the lever you notice that it was not connected properly because the mechanic was sober the day of its construction

Build secure room containing: a bed, a still, a table and chair, a bag of plump helmet seeds and a 3x3 plot of farm.

[1] all plump helmet seeds are already sown and all furniture is being used and or destroyed in the party at the statue garden

ill post the rest in a minute

[Lyeos]

Apply Demand to be the bookkeeper.

((The guy that made the action involving the lever?))

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

(ohhhh ok nevermind)
and sorry everyone for the long wait i had a long weekend and was unable to get onto the internet

GET IN BAUXITE DOOMSDAY SHELTER, GIVE KEVAK ALL THE POWER HE HAD FROM THE CHEESISTAN RTD FOR COMPISATION, INCLUDING TAIL

[3] you are in the doomsday shelter yet you lake the power to give Kevak the power

Land on a goblin, don't die.

[3] you land on a goblin and somehow miss his pike that he was wielding

Return the sock to the fortress.

[4] you return to the fort but cant seem to find its proper stockpile

Eviscerate the goblin then carry the overseer to the safe house shouting at him "Don't die on me"

[2] you are unable to kill the nasty gobo but after he catches a look at you he runs in fear, the overseer is bleeding fast. you forget where you were in the fort

Cloak-ify an annoying noble dwarf

[6] (explain what this means please)

Spawn in-game

@GM: Seeing as you're new here, welcome to the forums!

and sudenly a new dorf appears already hauling his share of fortress crap

[TamerVirus]

((It's been a while, but last turn I had a fell mood and turned a fellow dwarf into a fleshy cloak. Hence "cloak-ifying"))

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

((this makes alot more sense than what i thought you meant))

[6] you put your fell mood dwarf flesh cloak on Urist McKingsly, he loves the cloak so much that he apoints you head tailor of the sweat shop district of the fort.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Dance on top of the table and sing the praises of the miraculous thing I'm gonna make while they gather the materials necessary.

[Playergamer]

Climb back up the cliff, and go back to punting gobbos.

[darkpaladin109]

Start a quest to find the mighty Sock of Adamantine, deep beneath the fortress.

[TamerVirus]

Design some bitchin' clothing!

[killerhellhound]

give first aid to overseer hey maybe this will get me that promotion

[poketwo]

WAIT FOR IT

[~Neri]

Pull the backup lever!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Apply Demand to be the bookkeeper.

[5] you are now the official bookkeeper of the fortress

Dance on top of the table and sing the praises of the miraculous thing I'm gonna make while they gather the materials necessary.

[6] you do a mad dance as the other dorfs gather the needed materials and after long searching finaly find that turtle shell you needed

Climb back up the cliff, and go back to punting gobbos.

[1] half way up the cliff you fall and shatter your left leg

Start a quest to find the mighty Sock of Adamantine, deep beneath the fortress.

[3] you start a quest to find the sock but do not have enough armor, weapons, or followers to be successful in the depths

Design some bitchin' clothing!

[5] you have the most fashionable and afordable clothing in all the mountain homes, everyone is wearing your tunics even the snobby nobles

give first aid to overseer hey maybe this will get me that promotion

[6] since you were the chief medical dorf in the summer of 198 you have an extensive knowledge of how to fix sever cuts, the overseer promotes you.

WAIT FOR IT

[2] you are too impatient

Pull the backup lever!

[5] you hear a loud rumbling above you

[killerhellhound]

Get the overseer to the safe zone ((Fun fact safe zones are safe from what ever the lever does))