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[killerhellhound]

Get my armor and assume my post guarding the overseer

You missed me

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Get my armor and assume my post guarding the overseer

You missed me

I am very sorry for this
since i made a mistake as large as this i shall grant you a roll of 6 as compensation

[6] You get your full set of master work adamantin armor and master work adamantin spear

[killerhellhound]

Thanks man 

relocate overseer to safe house for his safety

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

sorry wasnt able to get on till now

Stockpile crossbows and bolts in my room. Form a grudge against the guard.

[4] Your room is filled with crossbows and bolts but all of mid value and power

Play Goblin Golf! Knock the enemy off the cliffs!

[2] You start knocking heads off but are distracted by the fun and accidentaly run yourself off a cliff

HAVE A FELL MOOD

[5] you occupy the nearest butcher shop and grab Urist Mcweaver and kill him to make a fine cloak out of his skin

Put on my platinum armor and equip my adamantine war hammer and run through the trap ridden corridor into battle.
Brew the fort's entire supply of plump helmets.

[6] You now have 2000 barrels of the finest plump helmet brew

>Crawl to the nearest watersource and wash my injured foot.

>Then go attend the party whilst the militia dies outside. Be sure to get sad if I telepathically sense the death of any friends!

[3] you are now in the party at the statue garden after washing your foot

Make it to Mason's workshop and pee on it to claim.

[5] you pee all over the workshop it is now yours


i will post the rest soon i dont have the time to right now though

[Lyeos]

Drain Kevak's blood.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Drain Kevak's blood.

Crossing the RTD's much?

Start demanding all sorts of ridiculous things.

[Lyeos]

Drain Kevak's blood.

Crossing the RTD's much?

Nein! The fool is in this fort somewhere! Besides, I need blood to paint my walls!

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

sorry about that now on with the rest of you

FIRE THE OTHER BRIDGEAPULT!

[5] This time the bridgeapult had an unlikely noble who became accidental ammunition, he lands in the middle of the party exploding into a shower of dwarf blood and exploded statue bits causing mass mahem

PULL THE LEAVER THAT REALEASSES MAGMA IN THE LOCAL STATUE GARDEN

[6] You pull the lever and since the garden was built in a bowl shaped area large tidal waves of magma surround the guests leaving them with almost no escape.

CONTINUE DORFING

DORF DORF DORF DA DORF DORF DORF DORF DORF DE DORF

Flee!

[4] you flee and make it out with your life and a nice sock but you are now stranded in the middle of the woods

relocate overseer to safe house for his safety

[2] as you are bringing him to the safe house a gobo that made it through the defenses pops out of nowhere and cuts the overseers leg off

[~Neri]

BARRICADE SELF IN BAUXITE DOOMSDAY SHELTER! ACTIVATE MAGMATIC DEATH LEVER!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Build secure room containing: a bed, a still, a table and chair, a bag of plump helmet seeds and a 3x3 plot of farm.

[poketwo]

GET IN BAUXITE DOOMSDAY SHELTER, GIVE KEVAK ALL THE POWER HE HAD FROM THE CHEESISTAN RTD FOR COMPISATION, INCLUDING TAIL

[Playergamer]

Land on a goblin, don't die.

[blazing glory]

Return the sock to the fortress.

[killerhellhound]

Eviscerate the goblin then carry the overseer to the safe house shouting at him "Don't die on me"

[TamerVirus]

Cloak-ify an annoying noble dwarf