Gift my people with boats, so as to reveal myself to them and get them to worship me.
[3+1] And so, the slugmen, terrestrial going creatures saw a vision from the heavens! A vessel, capable of crossing the mighty seas themselves! And lo, did the slugmen take up the idea of sailing! The first ocean-faring civilization has been created.
((Does this mean I get a bonus to rolls if my actions are in the form of an epic? Because I will. After this action.))
Bring to life the heroes Beowulf and Gilgamesh. Then make them more BADASS!
[5+1] Epic literature has epic heroes.....this plane of existence needs heroes! Taking the example of two of your favorite heroes, you channel your energy and GIVE IT EPIC FORM! Uh oh! Looks like you overdone it! What was supposed to be two separate forms fuse together.....And lo! On the beach planet...the man named Gilgawulf takes his first steps...prepared to engage in a legendary epic of his own!
Well, human forms is too mainstream.
Decide that a cloud of atoms is my new divine form. Grab the sphere of Nuclear Force again
Heh, who needs a body anyway! Divine shenanigans can be had even as a dissociated cloud! [4] You reach for the sphere of nuclear power! And lo! The god of nuclear power returns again!
Decide that a corpse in various stages of decay shall be my new divine form!
Grab the sphere of robots and ninjas.
Heh, who needs to be intact anyway! Divine shenanigans can be had even as a half a body! [3] Your experiences with divine bad luck in your past, you take control of...[2] NINJAS! The robot sphere zooms away...
Make restaurants for the pink monks!
[1+1] Your refined cooking skills seem to backfire as you create a fast food burger joint. Your healthy eating senses vaporizes the abomination before it can spread, however.
Create Bay12!
[5] Deep in the voids of space....another planet forms into being! A lush planet marked by 12 seperate oceans and 12 unique bays. THIS! IS! BAY12! MAY THE FUN BEGIN!
((Fair enough.))
I bestow scientific genius on one of the Whizmen!
[6] Your divine influence rains upon the Whizmen! They take up the books and start studying and studying.. They begin delving into the forbidden sciences...Things not meant to be experimented upon....Uh oh. The Whizmen are now a group of mad scientists!
Okay, fine. Time to make a replacement.
Create a hollow meatball with a crude face on the outside and a scrap of paper on the inside. On the paper will be written two lines:
Ia! Ia! Cthulu ftaghn!
MOV 0 1
Thus it is written, and so it shall be! The meatball will be my new sphere, regardless of the outcome.
[5+1] Uh. Whatever this was supposed to do, it just called into being a Cthulu made of Swedish meat....so yeah! Success?!?
Start the slow conquest of the real-world with my sandgolems inhabiting the Rift-RTD (Roll to Dodge Reality Tear)!
[1+1] Despite your best efforts, the sandmen remain trapped on the otherside of reality tear!
Civilise Apes!
[4] Yes! Under your guidance, you have managed to elevate the lesser apes from mindless beasts to a primitive tribal culture.
Create more cheese and potato worlds.
[3+1] Planetary creation continues as a large cheese and potato planet comes into being!
((This reminds me of being a outsider adventurer in dwarf fortress.))
Head off into the settlement.
[4] Its not that far away from your current location, a short distance walk gets you there. It appears to be a sleepy seaside village. The inhabitants seem to be ...slug human hybrids? You stop in front of a tavern. "The rusty scupper"
SIEZE THE SPHERE OF WAR.
[2] Not this time, friendo
Reach for the sphere of love.
[5] This world...gotta give love a chance...RISE GOD OF LOVE!
THE UNIVERSE!Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
Beach covered planet
Mega education planetoid, stocked with science textbooks and other related implements.
Two large planet sized hydrogen atoms
BAY 12, a lush planet with 12 bays
Cheese potato planet!
Space debrisRandom packs of menthol flavored cigarettes
Balloons filled with hydrogen
Cheese filled potato asteroids!
Laser pointers!
Notable quadrantOne area is massively irradiated.
large tear in the fabric of reality, spewing out sandpaper! Nearby is a sign the proclaims Sarrak's ownership of the area.
Created Life!Sentients!METALHEADS, living golems of metal! (Beach Planet)
The pink monks: wise, martial arts warrior humanoids! Imbued with the power of the eye of the tiger!(Beach Planet)
GOUDA GOLEMS: Semi-hard cheese golems! (Beach Planet)
Whizmen!Aerosol cheese in human form! Blessed with insane mad science!(Mega-Education Planetoid!)
Slugmen!: Humans with slug features, a seafaring society that worships Zeim (Beach Planet)
Apes!: Primates with intelligence (Beach Planet)
Non-Sentients!EPIC DRAGON (x1, guardian of a tribe of METALMEN) (Beach Planet)
SWEDISH MEAT CTHULHU (space)
Societies of note!The METAL-CHEESE COLLECTIVE: A society of metalheads and gouda golems, living under the doctrine of collective anarchism as defined by Mikhail Bakunin(poketwo)! They flourish under a great society!
The Dragon Clan: A tribe of METALHEADS protected by an EPIC DRAGON
Divine artifacts!A pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
MEGA REALITY GUITAR
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THE PANTHEON!Objective: Goddess of mild amusement and pointing!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE!
Sarrak:God of misconception, sandpaper, ignorance!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic and boating!
Beirus:God of badassery and Epic poetry!
Lyeos:God of healthy eating,fine dining, and mixology!
Worldmaster27: God of VIDEO GAMES!
TheFroggyNinja: God of science!
The Ensorceler:God of Swedish Meatballs!
Sheb:God of Nuclear Power (cloud of atoms)
darkpaladin109: God of Ninjas (Half a body)
Mayminaters: God of Love
Divine Avatarspoketwo: Transformed into Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin (beach planet)
Tavik Toth: The Sole Gorilla: Guardian of ape-kind! (beach planet)
blazingglory: The God who gave it up, the mortal! (beach planet)
Gilgawulf: A badass fusion of Gilgamesh and Beowulf, guided by Beirus