Grab the sphere of cannibalism as well!
[2] You hunger! The healthy diet does not sate you! So you must eat...and eat...and eat! What about meat? The meat of those similar to you! Yes! You take a bite....and taste nothing but tofu! It must be the healthy eating influencing matters!
CLAIM MY ULTIMATE BIRTHRIGHT, THE SPHERE OF ARMAGEDDON.
[2] You are too busy rocking out in the heavens to look for another sphere at the moment
Oooops.
Reform my former self.
[2] Sheesh, you must have disassociated yourself a little too thoroughly! You manage to reform a simple hand, but that's about it!
Bless sentient life with the holiest of all games: Dwarf Fortress.
[3] In your heavenly game design studio, a hit of inspiration enlightens your mind. "what about a game that simulates dwarves?" "There will be mining! And gems! and socks! Even some elves! Yes! It will be fun!" And so you toil...and toil... and toil! And so! From the heavens, a lone disc falls onto the beach planet....
0.21.93.19a Development cycles continue....
Create species of animal humans(humans with animal parts) on the beach planet.
[3] This beach planet needs more life! You head to encyclopedia of yet to be made wildlife and begin designing. Hmmm. No not that. No too small. Not interesting enough! GAH! Too many animals to choose from! In your rage, you grab the human template and combine it with a random creature, just to get ito over with. On the beach planet.....life begins to stir. And so! The first
slugmen take their first steps towards civilization.....
Reform self.
[4] Dissociation at a molecular level, being scalded in hot fondue, being snailified...all quite unpleasant experiences. But your will remains unbroken! Using sheer force, you manage to reform the entire upperhalf of your body!
Create a great and glorious race of physics-ignored creatures, made from something sandy enough for my pleasure. Settle them at the verge of reality-tear and claim it as my dominion.
[3] You manage to create a sort of sand golem race, but in your ignorance, you forget to remove the limitations of physics! They are sucked into the reality rift! Elsewhere....In another RTD....the sandmen appear...
Evolve into a human. Create more humans.
[2] Despite all your efforts, you still remain an ape. A great ape! But still an ape.
No, this will not do. Make the monks more badass. Like Shaolin monks, or any monk in a Kung Fu movie, but with the badassery increased tenfold.
((I hope this works. Then I can go claim another sphere.))
[5] NO! PACIFISM IS NOT BADASS! NOT AT ALL! BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS BADASS? MARTIAL ARTS! Using your divine badassery skills, you imbue each and every pink monk with the EYE OF THE TIGER! MANY DIFFERENT SCHOOLS OF MARTIAL ARTS ARISE AS THE MONKS ABANDON LAME THINGS SUCH AS "PEACE" OR "RESPECTING LIFE"
Try to make a machine that will give me back godhood
[2] The technology of the METAL-CHEESE collective seems relatively primitive. Such a godhood machine remains in the annals of fiction.
Let's get dat Science or at least !!SCIENCE!!
[4] Having lost the sphere of ignorance, you have a revelation! Losing the lack of knowledge means the gaining of knowledge! And so! The sphere of science appears in your hand!
Take the spheres of Ikea Furniture and Cellular Automata! This looks fun!
[3] Ah yes. Do you know what the heavens need? A god for QUALITY SWEDISH FURNITURE and DISCRETE MATHEMATICAL MODELS. You reach into the ether, hoping to grasp the divine energy. Yes....its something...gotcha! The sphere looks Swedish.... Hmmm. Closer inspection reveals..Aww nuts. Come forth! God of Swedish Meatballs!
THE UNIVERSE!Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
Beach covered planet
Mega education planetoid.
Two large planet sized hydrogen atoms
Space debrisRandom packs of menthol flavored cigarettes
Balloons filled with hydrogen
Cheese filled potato asteroids!
Laser pointers!
Notable quadrantOne area is massively irradiated.
large tear in the fabric of reality, spewing out sandpaper!
Created Life!Sentients!METALHEADS, living golems of metal! (Beach Planet)
The pink monks: wise, martial arts warrior humanoids! Imbued with the power of the eye of the tiger!(Beach Planet)
GOUDA GOLEMS: Semi-hard cheese golems! (Beach Planet)
Whizmen!Aerosol cheese in human form! (Mega-Education Planetoid!)
Slugmen!: Humans with slug features (Beach Planet)
Non-Sentients!Misc. Monkeys and lesser apes! (Beach Planet!)
Societies of note!The METAL-CHEESE COLLECTIVE: A society of metalheads and gouda golems, living under the doctrine of collective anarchism as defined by Mikhail Bakunin(poketwo)!
Misc. CreationsA pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
MEGA REALITY GUITAR
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THE PANTHEON!blazing glory: God of Healing!
Objective: Goddess of mild amusement and pointing!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE!
Sarrak:God of misconception, sandpaper, ignorance!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic!
Beirus:God of badassery!
Lyeos:God of healthy eating!
Worldmaster27: God of VIDEO GAMES!
TheFroggyNinja: God of science
The Ensorceler:God of Swedish Meatballs
Divine Avatarspoketwo: Transformed into Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin, living on the beach planet!
Tavik Toth: The Sole Gorilla: Guardian of ape-kind!
Divine bad luck!
darkpaladin109: reformed upperbody
Sheb: reformed arm