Eat healthier to extend the amount of time I have to live.
[5] Death...what better way to stave off death than with a healthy diet. You eat and eat and eat! A strange power brews within you! Your great health vanquishes death from the cycle. Not only that, your healthy diet is a paragon for all to follow. RISE, GOD OF HEALTHY EATING!
Freeze the molten fondue via ice magic.
[2+1] You manage to summon a few ice crystals in the divine fondue! It is now only lukewarm!
Let me help you BlitzDungeoneer
Dissociate the nuclei of all the atoms in the fondue.
No way this could go wrong.
[6] (Welp) You think and think! Dissociate! Dissociate it all! EVERYTHING MUST DISSOCIATE! Yup. You have dissociated the fondue. You also dissociated darkpaladin106, who was in the fondue. Yup. You have dissociated yourself. Uh. The sun you created also dissociates.... damn...too much?
Spread cheese-based life across the universe!
[5] YES! RISE MY CHEESY MINIONS! YOU WAVE YOU HAND AND TWO SENTIENT, CHEESY LIFEFORMS COME FORTH! THE GOUDA GOLEMS....LARGE, BULKY CHEESE LIFE NOW INHABITING THE BEACH PLANET. AND THE WHIZMEN! HUMANOID, AEROSOL CHEESE PEOPLE ON THE MEGA EDUCATION PLANETOID!
Create humanity! Become Humanity.
[3]You manage to create assorted lemurs and other related lesser primate life on the beach planet! As per your mandate, you control the sole gorilla! This gorilla, with its superior intellect is now your avatar! Will it enable ape kind to reach sentience? Will it die off? Tune in next time to find out!
Start preaching my philosophy to the sentients of this planet
[4] The only sentient life appears to be the METALHEADS and the GOUDA GOLEMS. A number of both take interest in your doctrines and combine to form the first civilization! Here metal and cheese work together for the greater good!
Get control of the sphere of games.
[4] THIS WORLD NEEDS FUN, YOU THINK. SO YOU REACH FOR THE SPHERE OF GAMES ..... AND GET THE SPHERE OF VIDEO GAMES? EH. CLOSE ENOUGH!
Perfect. Just... Perfect. That tear now looks just as I intended. Maybe. Yeah.
Also... WHO TRIES TO BE THE GOD OF IGNORANCE?!!
War with imprudent fool for my native sphere. If I win, do not mix up misconception and ignorance. That's important!
[5 v 3] In a relatively short and bloody slap fight, you steal the sphere of ignorance for yourself! Luckily your misconceptions enable you to ignore the memo about the new "one god two spheres memo" from last week. Seems like all the other gods failed to get that memo also....
Create badass life on the beach planet.
[1] BADASSERY LIFE ARISE!.....ARISE!.....HELLO! ARISE! Nope. nothing badass seems to stir. But wait! On the beach planet...pink humanoid masses have begun to form... IS IT BADASS? As it turns out.....no... You have managed to create a pacifistic monk humanoid society. BORING!
Create badass life on the beach planet.
((Beaten you there mate.))
GIVE MY FIRST COMMANDMENT TO MY CHILDREN: IN ALL THINGS, BE UTTERLY FUCKING METAL.
[3] As they are already 100% pure metal and metal alloys, The METALHEADS continue to mill about their daily lives.
I carve deep the ancient runes bathing the universe in darkness so only I may see the light! (I'm cursing everyone to be stupid so I can have Science.)
[2] You suddenly feel that that is a stupid idea...perhaps it has to due with the sphere of ignorance being stolen from you!
THE UNIVERSE!Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
Beach covered planet
Mega education planetoid.
Two large planet sized hydrogen atoms
Space debrisRandom packs of menthol flavored cigarettes
Balloons filled with hydrogen
Cheese filled potato asteroids!
Laser pointers!
Notable quadrantOne area is massively irradiated.
large tear in the fabric of reality, spewing out sandpaper!
Created Life!Sentients!METALHEADS, living golems of metal! (Beach Planet)
The pink monks: spiritualistic pacifist humanoids! (Beach Planet)
GOUDA GOLEMS: Semi-hard cheese golems! (Beach Planet)
Whizmen!Aerosol cheese in human form! (Mega-Education Planetoid!)
Non-Sentients!Misc. Monkeys and lesser apes! (Beach Planet!)
Societies of note!The METAL-CHEESE COLLECTIVE: A society of metalheads and gouda golems, living under the doctrine of collective anarchism as defined by Mikhail Bakunin(poketwo)!
Misc. CreationsA pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
MEGA REALITY GUITAR
THE PANTHEON!blazing glory: God of Healing!
Objective: Goddess of mild amusement and pointing!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE!
Sarrak:God of misconception, sandpaper, ignorance!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic!
Beirus:God of badassery!
Lyeos:God of healthy eating!
Worldmaster27: God of VIDEO GAMES!
Divine Avatarspoketwo: Transformed into Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin, living on the beach planet!
Tavik Toth: The Sole Gorilla: Guardian of ape-kind!
Divine bad luck!
darkpaladin109: disassociated essence
Sheb: disassociated essence