Remove Death from the cycle.
[1] Death personified appears! It laughs at you, slaps you in the face, and giving you a wet willie before... well....killing you! Again!
Give darkpaladin a new body on my planet, but make it in such a way that it binds him to my will.
[2] You try to grab darkpaladin out of the molten fondue! Its too hot and you burn your fingers!
Are we allowed to try and gain a sphere after we failed? If so I try to get Science again.
[1] Elementary Science is laaammeee!!! No! You need advanced science! Science beyond borders! In your process of upgrading your sphere...something goes wrong! Something....isn't right. Uhhhhhh... Duhhhhh. Blah.... Rise! God of ingnorance!
Try for Badassery again. If we can't try for the same sphere twice, take the sphere of Luck. Or the sphere of Dice
[4] Finally! A sphere to call your own! But hmmm... which one should you choose? You take...this sphere! [1] God of Badassery! Arise!
Let there be splinters that get wedged between your toes!
Let there be bees that will attack without being provoked!
Let there be thorns that you will never see until it's too late.
(Yes I'm trying to do this anyway.)
[2] Nope. The sphere annoyance sphere is....well... being annoying by NOT BEING RULED OVER. SHEESH
Oh shit, it's on now! Fuse H2! Make the biggest honkin' diproton the gods will ever see! Free those massive quantities of energy!
[3] All you manage to do is karate chop the giant cylindrical bond holding the "molecule" planet together! The two orbs float away from each other!
Seize the Spheres of Altering Reality and Power.
[autofail] Being trapped in the divine fondue still means that you can't really do any divine actions.
BECOME HE GOD OF CHAOS, PHILOSOPHY, AND ANYTHING RELATED TO RUSSIA EVER
[6] YES! CHAOS! PHILOSOPHY! RUSSIA! ALL SPHERES FOR YOURSELF! You take those three spheres and cram them into your body. They react weirdly together....must be the influence of chaos...They swirl together! They fuse! You feel....like you are changing! This change...it strips you of your divine status as you find yourself cast down from the heavens and onto the beach planet! After a few moments...you come to. New and unusual memories begin to surge through your head...your initial path of military service before finding philosophy....actually meeting Marx....the time in the dungeons...yes. You are.... Mikhail Bakunin, the Russian founder of collective anarchism! First Human! First Life! First Philosopher!
Wrap the guitar-shaped tear in reality into sandpaper. Then, squeeze it impossibly tight, collapsing the reality tear onto itself!
[1] You only manage to make the rift larger. Not only that, it seems to be shooting out sandpaper in large quantities now.
I Am Humanity. I Am Here.
Seed human life on beach planet.
[2] You try to call forth life, but nobody responds. Looks like Mikhail will have to be alone for the time being
Make potato-based life on asteroids.
[1+1] Nothing on the potato asteroids stir. Lame.
Refine my control of nuclear forces, both strong and weak.
[2] Sarrak seems to be rubbing off on you as you end up staring out a new clear window for several hours.
Make a laser pointer using a supermassive black hole's quasars for maximum pointage.
[2+1] While there aren't any black holes in the galaxy at the moment, you still manage to conjure up a cloud of pen sized laser pointers. Yay for more space junk.
USE THIS MOST EPIC GUITAR TO PLAY THE METAL THAT SHALL CREATE LIFE ITSELF.
[4+1] YOU ROCK OUT! YOU ROCK OUT SO HARD THAT YOU CREATE METAL ON THE LARGE BEACH PLANET, AND FORCE IT TO ROCKING LIFE! THESE LIVING METAL GOLEMS...YOU CALL THEM....THE METALHEADS!
THE UNIVERSE!Celestial bodiesGiant mega-hot star radiating a rainbow of light, located in the center of the universe!
Second, smaller star!
Planetoids of sand, glass, and molten materials. Depending on proximity to mega-star
-a small handful of sand planetoids experience plate tectonics!
Beach covered planet
Mega education planetoid.
Two large planet sized hydrogen atoms
Space debrisRandom packs of menthol flavored cigarettes
Balloons filled with hydrogen
Cheese filled potato asteroids!
Laser pointers!
Notable quadrantOne area is massively irradiated.
large tear in the fabric of reality, spewing out sandpaper!
Created Life!METALHEADS, living on the beach planet
Misc. CreationsA pile of magical fruit, created by Zeim
MEGA REALITY GUITAR
THE PANTHEON!blazing glory: God of Healing!
Objective: Goddess of mild amusement and pointing!
smurfingtonthethird: God of POTATOES and CHEESE!
Sheb: God of uncontrolled nuclear force! (causes periodic explosions)
Sarrak:God of misconception and sandpaper!
Gamerlord:Deicide, the god of death metal!
Harry Baldman:The god of hydrogen!
BlitzDungeoneer:Zeim, the god of lesser magic!
The Froggy Ninja:God of ignorance!
Beirus:God of badassery!
Divine Avatarspoketwo: Transformed into Russian anarchist philosopher Mikhail Bakunin, living on the beach planet!
Divine bad luck!
darkpaladin109: trapped in divine fondue!
Lyeos: Trapped in a perpetual cycle of rebirth, life, and death!