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Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« on: April 22, 2014, 06:46:17 pm »


Ye Be Peasants

Level 0 Adventurers!

For some reason, the mayor has called a meeting. Everyone in the village is here, waiting for the mayor to begin speaking. He finally walks up to the pedestal, and begins talking.

"Hello my loyal subjects! I trust you know about the goblin cave to the North of the village? They have been burning farms and raiding caravans, and I have decided, enough is enough! We will root those goblins out, and slaughter them!"

Everyone cheers. He holds up a hand to be quiet, and continues.

"Unfortunately, the militia is too important to waste on goblins, and thus I have decided to send all of you into the caves!"

Everyone is silent.

"Don't be like that! We'll give you weapons. Any volunteers? No? Then I'll just have to pick at random."

He points at six people, including, surprisingly, you. He gestures for you six to come up to the table, where you can see some very, very basic weapons. Four clubs and two knives.

"Choose whichever one you want. You have an hour (One Turn) and then you're off to the caves!"

This is a relatively simple game that I'm running because my keyboard is broken and I can update this on an iPad. You are peasants, sent to clear out a goblin infestation. Your goals are 1. Get rid of the goblins, and 2. Survive. Inspired by In Defense of Valorland and Peasant Quest.

Spoiler: Crudely Made Club (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Flimsy Kitchen Knife (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Phew. That would've been a thousand times faster with a real keyboard.

Player List:
Kyle Johnson (kj1225)
Enrico (Persus13)
The Masked One (4maskwolf)
Jackson Nix (NRDL)
Selina Martin (RangerCado)
Kala Thorston (Robot Parade Leader)

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Harry Baldman
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« Last Edit: April 24, 2014, 07:06:38 pm by Playergamer »
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2014, 06:47:07 pm »

Reserved for Hall of Cowardly, Cowardly Deaths.
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2014, 08:16:47 pm »

ptw

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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2014, 08:21:27 pm »

Name:  Kyle Johnson
Gender:  Male
Age:  21
Description: A very attractive man with brown hair and eyes. He, of course, sports a farmers tan. He is known as the most prolific man in the village though no one has proof of that.
Weapon of Choice:  Knife
First Action:  Prepare for the journey.
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2014, 08:28:38 pm »

Name: Enrico
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Description: A man who wants to form a collective, and get rid of kingly oppression. However, until he can do that, his lesser goal is to get married to the girl next door.
Weapon of Choice: Club
First Action:See if there's anything sharp around that could be used to upgrade my weapon without annoying someone. Upgrade weapon if I find something.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2014, 09:07:19 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2014, 08:29:26 pm »

Name: The masked one
Gender: wouldn't you like to know
Age: Uncertain, but he's been here a long time
Description: wears a hood and a mask, long cloak to hide his features
Weapon of choice: club
First Action: Descend into the caverns to find a weapon off of a dead soldier or enemy.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2014, 08:05:59 am by 4maskwolf »
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2014, 09:27:09 pm »

Name: Jackson Nix
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Description: A large, portly man, used to be a baker but his shop was burned to the ground in a freak accident.
Weapon of Choice: The crudely made club
First Action: Go home and say goodbye to the wife
« Last Edit: April 22, 2014, 09:30:05 pm by NRDL »
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2014, 09:32:46 pm »

Name: Selina Martin
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Description: A simple brown dress with short cut hair like a boys and soft leather shoes. Facial appearence is like my avatar. She had been apprenticing to the local cobbler when this sudden meeting and apparent being thrown into a cave full of monsters is. This will not end well.
Weapon of Choice: Kitchen Knife
First Action: Collect any available food that can act as a healing item before going into the Cave. Attempt to collect some leather boots for everyone.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2014, 09:40:46 pm by RangerCado »
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2014, 09:35:31 pm »

Name: Kala Thorston
Gender: Female
Age: 30
Description: Red haired and naturally selected for that purpose to go to the goblins. A widow whose husband died of war before any children could be gotten from the marriage, she is an expert at simple farming and cooking with passable skills at sewing and weaving. She has at times been seen as a burden on the community because she has no husband, despite the fact that she can still provide for herself, if only a small bit. So it ends like this does it?
Weapon of Choice: The crudely made club
First Action: Pack any provisions like food or bandages or dare I hope armor or something that can be used as a shield I can find and reasonably get (prepare for journey. Might even manage to get a farming implement a la pitch fork or hoe.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2014, 09:45:22 pm by Robot Parade Leader »
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2014, 11:37:27 pm »

Name: Ginny Glover
Gender: Female
Age: 27
Description: lanky, with a slightly goblinlike face and rather thin, black hair Ginny is the town gravedigger Obadiah's wife, which, as it happens, also makes her the assistant gravedigger when her husband's too drunk to dig any graves, which is quite often these days. And when the time came for Obadiah to enlist in the goblin-slaying venture, Ginny decided she'd go in his stead as well. Couldn't be too difficult, this whole adventuring business, could it?
Weapon of Choice: knife! Or whatever's left, anyway.
First Action: Go back home and get the shovel, as well as pack a lunch and grab all the booze I can.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2014, 06:19:43 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2014, 07:40:50 am »

Screw all you reservers :P
Name: McBadass
Gender: Male
Age: Badass 25
Description: A big and extremely muscular man with short hair. He wants to kill goblins to prove his badassitude.
Weapon of Choice: Crudely Made Club
First Action: Ask for a lumberjack's axe and some leather armor.
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2014, 08:02:59 am »

Screw all you reservers :P
Name: McBadass
Gender: Male
Age: Badass 25
Description: A big and extremely muscular man with short hair. He wants to kill goblins to prove his badassitude.
Weapon of Choice: Crudely Made Club
First Action: Ask for a lumberjack's axe and some leather armor.

First turn:  (1) The lumberjack gives you the axe. In the face.
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2014, 08:06:42 am »

Screw all you reservers :P
Name: McBadass
Gender: Male
Age: Badass 25
Description: A big and extremely muscular man with short hair. He wants to kill goblins to prove his badassitude.
Weapon of Choice: Crudely Made Club
First Action: Ask for a lumberjack's axe and some leather armor.

First turn:  (1) The lumberjack gives you the axe. In the face.
First turn: (1) You are given the axe, and proceed to decapitate yourself while hefting it over your shoulder.

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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2014, 05:15:04 pm »

(Waiting on Persus. Meanwhile, things I forgot to mention/didn't mention in the first post! This'll grow every now and then.)

Spoiler: Rolling (click to show/hide)

EDIT: I accidentally made it almost impossible to hit with the club. Will fix that.
« Last Edit: April 23, 2014, 10:08:52 pm by Playergamer »
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Re: Ye Be Peasants - Meeting With The Mayor
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2014, 09:07:42 pm »

Sheet posted.
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