ORDER MY SCYTHERS TO DRUG Xeljanz WITH ONE OF THE NECTERS HE LIKES AS TO ENSURE THAT HE WILL NOT INTERVENE IN THE BATTLE!!
THEN MOVE MY LOYAL FORCES TO ATTACK THE DISLOYAL COUP FORCES!!!
[2]Apparently his tolerance to it is enough that he's still able to competently act as a military leader.
[8]Thus began the Bloody Battle of Cheesistan, Scyther versus Scyther in a battle of annihilation.
Continue to train my army.
Begin to perform dark rituals in order to increase my power.
[1]Horrified by your new appearance, all of your army and all of your traps run away. That makes you
irrationally ANGRY.[8]Fueled by your anger, your new dark powers, and the grimoire itself you begin a horrible ritual that will indeed increase your power: at the cost of killing everyone in Trapisti, including animals and plants.
EXCUSE SELF TO TOILET
WHIP OUT BLESSED SCROLL OF GENOCIDE
[2]The toilet gets hit by a random meteor.
[6]You pull out the scroll anyway. The Korean general recognizes it and panics, forcing you to promise not to genocide humanity and humanoid creatures. You untie the ribbon holding the scroll shut. A bright orange light and a thunderous voice emit from the scroll demanding of you,
"What class of monsters do you wish to genocide?"Train my students more.
Develop a brand new martial arts technique unique to my brand of PSI/Ki-based fighting style.
[3]Being pulled into a pocket dimension kind of saps their focus.
[6]I give you, the meteor kick! Now all students with legs can dive kick from any height, their leg surrounded by a cone of energy, and land totally unharmed.
CaptainMcClellan:Seek out a way to seal all of this ridiculous powers before the players become the next boss
CaptainMcClellan:Call for help
[6]After a ridiculous amount of studying, you think you've found a way that doesn't rely on your GM powers... It's a complex seal, one might even call it a curse. Unfortunately, you're not equipped to do this.
[6]Your call goes out into the void... Or does it? It appears that someone
has heard you. Will the Scyther Civil War level Microphonia? Will the Trap Prophet be defeated and his evil power sealed? Who will Lord Slowpoke genocide? And
who has heard Captain McClellan's distress call? Find out next time on the very first instalment of:
CHEESISTAN Z[/b]
(( Gotta write the first post of the Cheesistan Z RTD. Feel free to continue posting here with questions, discussion and speculations. This time I'm gonna have an OoC thread, and hopefully a more consistent schedule. Uhmmm... Besides that, Cheesistan Gaiden might be coming back? Don't expect Cheesistan Z to happen right away though. As I might have said, I'm going to be moving to an apartment soon and I don't want to post during the move. I'll PM everyone when Cheeistan Z happens.))