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[CaptainMcClellan]

IN THE YEAR OF 201X, SOMETHING HAPPENED.
THE SCYTHERS HAVE TAKEN OVER CHEESISTAN AND RENAMED IT
The people's democratic empire of scythian cheesistan
THE SCYTHERS ARE ALSO INVADING EVERYTHING, EVER SINCE THEY OPENED THAT PORTAL TO THEIR HOME WORLD.
YOU MUST STOP THEM, AND TAKE BACK CHEESISTAN!!!
GOOD LUCK SOLDIER.

=_= I'm in college, not dead.

Update soon. Still not home yet, just checking in.

[ckisocoa]

Do a backflip.
Necro the thread.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I'm lazy. As a result, expect some Deus Ex Machina.

((Aww, we can't go with generic punch and kick for Kanaya?))

Me: Train energy-based martial arts skills, then.
Superperson: Dream.

[8]You ascend to the dream world. Roll to Wake Up.
[2]No. Roll to Wake Up.

Get whatsherface to read the dang book.

Kanaya:Leech Life again
Kanaya: Use Beirus as a human shield.

In. That. Order.

[1]ILLITERACY ENSUES.

COUNTINUE TO USE HIT AND RUN RAIDS AGAINST THE CHEESISTAN MILITARY AT SEAMININGLY RANDOM POINTS OF TIME
SEND AGENTS TO INFILTRAIT THE CHEESISTAN BUREAUCRACY

I'm feeling an overwhelming sense of deja vu... I don't like that. COMA. Roll to wake up.

New arena commands for Beirus

Shoryuken!
PSI Lifeup!
PK Kiai!

Chainsaw!
Leech Life!
Chainsaw!

Try to possess someone using my shadow powers!

[7]Conglaturation. You possess the false prophet of your cult and regain control using him as a convenient puppet whilst you can now freely roam the world without having to worry about the well being of your cultists... for now.

IN THE YEAR OF 201X, SOMETHING HAPPENED.
THE SCYTHERS HAVE TAKEN OVER CHEESISTAN AND RENAMED IT
The people's democratic empire of scythian cheesistan
THE SCYTHERS ARE ALSO INVADING EVERYTHING, EVER SINCE THEY OPENED THAT PORTAL TO THEIR HOME WORLD.
YOU MUST STOP THEM, AND TAKE BACK CHEESISTAN!!!
GOOD LUCK SOLDIER.

[3]NO. Side-plot aborted.

Do a backflip.
Necro the thread.

[8]You backflip and land on your head. Coma. Roll to wake up.
[8]IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE. Boss 3: The thread itself. Roll to wake up.

Maria: Roll to Wake Up.
CMC: Revive interest in thread.
Giegue: Do something.

[3]No. Coma. Roll to wake Up.
[4]Ughhhhh....
[3]Giegue: "Nah..."

Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

DEUS EX MACHINA!

CMC: Cast Uber-Mega-Death-Heavy-Metal-Meteor-of-DOOM Level 7
[AUTO] Everything in the Arena dies. Due to technicalities and in order to really bother with paperwork Beirus wins but Kanaya is still given a passport and let into Cheesistan, but with a tracking bracelet and a remote-controlled death-inflicting necklace. Just in case... Also, Lyeos you are now responsible for procuring the blood necessary to feed her and I want the demanded sacrifices now.

[blazing glory]

Crash the party.

Annoy everyone and everything with my complete and utter lack of knowledge of what this RtD is about and me completely ignoring anything that might tell me about it.

But first,dramatically kick open the cell door.

[Prophet]

Go find Maria and Giegue.

[ckisocoa]

Wake up.
If I awaken, then Attempt to find the source of my issues to deal with them properly.
Also replying on mobile is sooooooo fun. 

[Lyeos]

"Read the dang book!"

[poketwo]

CUT UP COMA
GATHER THE TROLLS THAT ARE IN CHEESISTAN

[CaptainMcClellan]

Crash the party.

Annoy everyone and everything with my complete and utter lack of knowledge of what this RtD is about and me completely ignoring anything that might tell me about it.

But first,dramatically kick open the cell door.

[8]ANNOYANCE ACHIEVED. TIS ONLY TWO COMMANDS PER ONE CHARACTER OR ONE EACH FOR MULTIPLE CHARACTERS, UP TO FIVE CHARACTERS. YOU ARE DEMOTED AND YOUR ROLLS ARE PENALIZED BY -2 NEXT TURN.

Go find Maria and Giegue.

[5]You get a general feel for their location.

Wake up.
If I awaken, then Attempt to find the source of my issues to deal with them properly.
Also replying on mobile is sooooooo fun. 

[6]* da-nun-nuh-nuh! * Revived.
[7] ... You succeed flawlessly, but I don't know what you mean so I'm going to assume all of the possibilities.

• You get therapy for your psychological issues.
• You get mad science to resolve any unuseful mutations
• You get therapy for the psychological issues caused by the mad science.
• You find the source of the issues of your favourite comic.
• You find the source of all the political issues in Cheesistan.*
• You find and correct the source of the weird taste in the hashbrowns.
• You find a weird legal precedent that may allow you amnesty from responsibility for all destructive actions thusfar.
• You find the off switch for my doomsday device.
• You found a plate of fresh nachos and claim them for yourself.
• You already voided your bladder recently enough that that's not an issue.

"Read the dang book!"

[4]Marchioness: Attempt to read
       [3]Failure.

CUT UP COMA
GATHER THE TROLLS THAT ARE IN CHEESISTAN

[5]Uhhhh....
[4]'Kay. You've got Kanaya. Now what?

CMC: Go mess with something electrical.
Maria: WAKE
Kanaya: Do something totally benign.

[3]Mild electric shock. Nothing interesting happens.
[8]You wake up totally paralyzed.
[1]You step on a land mine and blow up a street. GOOD JOB.

Cappy: Shameless self promotion of burgeoning Youtube career?

Cappy: Thank everyone for returning to the game after the hiatus.

[3]Only if someone asks about it.
[6] You're all really great, you know that.

* The politics and socioeconomics of having four different nations under one state each vying for control of said state. Basically it's a miniature Middle East in many ways, except scary in a whole different way that can only exist in the realm of insanity instead of harsh and grim sanity.

[blazing glory]

Kick down the cell door.

[poketwo]

GET OUT OF COMA
START THE BLOOD RITUAL
Oh Armok, God of Blood. May we be blessed by great combat skill and ability in the comming battle. We shall sacrafice this trolls blood for this blessing of course.

[Prophet]

DANCE!
Go to Giegue/Maria's general location.

[ckisocoa]

Create skynet.
Teleport nachos to Gigue.

[Lyeos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Welp! Afterlife time!

[CaptainMcClellan]

GET OUT OF COMA
START THE BLOOD RITUAL
Oh Armok, God of Blood. May we be blessed by great combat skill and ability in the comming battle. We shall sacrafice this trolls blood for this blessing of course.

NO! HER BLOOD IS THE WRONG COLOUR! I DEMAND PROPER SACRIFICE. TORCH SOME DWARVES, KILL SOME HUMANS, AND SET THINGS ON FIRE AND I MIGHT CONSIDER TAKING YOUR PATHETIC UNDWARVENLY, WRONG-COLOURED SACRIFICE. I, ARMOK, HAVE SPOKEN.