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Should I reboot Cheesistan Gaiden.

Yes. How can I help?
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No.
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Only under somebody else's GM'ing.
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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2115 on: June 06, 2014, 12:13:35 am »

"Now you're talking sense." Be a test subject for my hentai.

Deactivate the railguns.

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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2116 on: June 06, 2014, 12:50:54 am »

Lyeos: Take her to the library already. "Maybe if you just tried to not be invisible? You're probably just so insecure about yourself that you won't allow anyone to see you. I don't know."

Mitzi: Clean the entire house, plan for a date.
[6]TO THE LIBRARY!
[8]The house is so filthy that by the time you finish cleaning it, you're too tired for your date.
((You know, that whole Bahamut thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't intervened and saved Arcadia from that meteor I called down a few turns ago. It was almost like the dice knew what would happen. Good thing we have Lyeos, though.))

Me: Go find Kami's Hyperbolic Time chamber to raise Superman, because King Kai has no such thing that I know of.

Superman: Help find the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

[4]You find it! Now how to get inside? (( Ahhhh... It's been too long! DBZ knowledge fuzzy! Nerd cred fading...))
[3]Already found it.
((Tune died so the summon vanished last turn or this turn.))

More astroid belt shipyards!

Lets build some automated research labs also!

[3]Too tired to think of a reason, but the dice say no.
[5]Science.
Help Giegue sleep.
Have non-trap looking trapisti(my spies.) bring Maria here.
[2]It's ineffective, he's still fighting sleep.
[8]You bring her. He sees her.
Giegue: * reaches out for her * Mother...

Maria: Giegue! * grabs his hands *
This is awkward.

Start trying to move toward sources of light.

Absorb anything in my path.

[4]You don't really have much in the means of propulsion, how you're able to move at all is beyond me. You do though. Slowly.
[6]You absorb the few things that come in contact with Shieldia's surface.
"Now you're talking sense." Be a test subject for my hentai.

Deactivate the railguns.

[8]You develop sensitivity to the material shown therein and consequently are able to be debilitated by it.
[5]Railguns deactivated.

Quote from: Myself
CaptainMcClellan: Give lecture to the Cheesistani miltary on preparing for future disasters.

Maria: Pull Giegue out of the shadow-cocoon.

Equius: Try to figure out e%actly what just happened.
[8]The military misinterprets my lecture and over-prepares with far more weapons than anyone's comfortable with.
[8]You pull him free of Prophet and you both fall backwards. jarring your heads on the stone floor. Especially you. You can't see straight right now and you feel light-headed.
[4]You're alive. That's what matters. Just accept that. Go live among the cosplayers if you can't find anywhere else to live.
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Wake
[2]No. You're stlll Knocked Out.

Marchioness: "Do you think so? I don't think that makes any sense. I want you to see me. I want everyone to see me. I'm tired of being unseen."

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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2117 on: June 06, 2014, 12:53:52 am »

Lyeos: Open any books whatsherface wants to read. Keep her off of the computers.

Mitzi: Nap.

"Then try? Or maybe you're just not trying hard enough. Do you know what you look like? Go stand in front of a mirror or a computer with a camera and, I don't know, try to make yourself visible."

"Second point, unless you have clothes, that would be a bad idea."
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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2118 on: June 06, 2014, 01:03:21 am »

Me: Train Superman in Hyperbolic Time Chamber to master old and develop new ki and PSI attacks, along with his other powers. Set timer so that he will be an adult in 3 or four turns or so. Maybe sooner if needed.

Me: While I'm in there, also work on getting up to Legendary+5 Super Saiyan. ( Like Broly+5)


((Wait, Boss? TG Boss? Me and Superbaby will hit him with a synchronized PK Kiai.))
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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2119 on: June 06, 2014, 01:07:06 am »

Lyeos: Open any books whatsherface wants to read. Keep her off of the computers.

Mitzi: Nap.

"Then try? Or maybe you're just not trying hard enough. Do you know what you look like? Go stand in front of a mirror or a computer with a camera and, I don't know, try to make yourself visible."

"Second point, unless you have clothes, that would be a bad idea."
Marchioness: Yes I have clothes. And I usually wear them too. Jerk. And yes I know what I look like. It's just that noone else can see me except for my mom and my brothers and sisters. I don't know why mom can see me but all of my brothers and sisters are dead too. So. I can even see myself in mirrors, though it looks like fog on a window trying to do it. I have to stand like... right next to them to see myself clearly.

((What gives you this idea that she can use computers? She can't. You'd have to operate it for her. Besides, she doesn't even know how to look up porn. ))

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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2120 on: June 06, 2014, 01:10:21 am »

((IC, I have no idea that she can't use them. IC, I also think she's a pervert.))

"Usually? You're dead. There's no reason for you not to wear them. Maybe you should describe yourself for people? That, or I guess I should go poke around in your mother's brain to find a memory of you. Might help."
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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2121 on: June 06, 2014, 01:11:58 am »

Help them up.
Have spies infiltrate Cheesistani government.

"Why did you do that i was going to let him out I was just keeping him calm and safe until I could get you here?"
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2122 on: June 06, 2014, 01:22:03 am »

Get the government to locate sex-indifferent individuals.

Attempt to re-become sex-indifferent.

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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2123 on: June 06, 2014, 01:28:12 am »

((IC, I have no idea that she can't use them. IC, I also think she's a pervert.))

"Usually? You're dead. There's no reason for you not to wear them. Maybe you should describe yourself for people? That, or I guess I should go poke around in your mother's brain to find a memory of you. Might help."

Marchioness: "Well I'm dead, there's no reason to wear them either. Until people can see me it doesn't make a difference. And you should stay out of mom's brain."

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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2124 on: June 06, 2014, 01:30:52 am »

"Well, do you have any ideas then? Because if not, messing about in her head seems like a reasonable enough option. Here's a good reason! Because you can hug me, and it would be really weird if you weren't wearing clothes while doing so. Perhaps you simply need to stop being dead? I know! Try... Try doing this thing called 'respawning'? Doubt it will work, but, it's better than nothing."
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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2125 on: June 06, 2014, 01:34:17 am »

"Well, do you have any ideas then? Because if not, messing about in her head seems like a reasonable enough option. Here's a good reason! Because you can hug me, and it would be really weird if you weren't wearing clothes while doing so. Perhaps you simply need to stop being dead? I know! Try... Try doing this thing called 'respawning'? Doubt it will work, but, it's better than nothing."

"Just for being a smartass I might disrobe and then hug you. I won't, but always remember that I can. Especially since it bothers you so much. And I can't 'just stop being dead!' Why don't you try it and see how hard it is."

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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2126 on: June 06, 2014, 01:38:39 am »

"That would require my robot, but since it's Eco-friendly, I don't want to use it. It's not fun unless it runs off of ridiculous things like orphan tears or souls. Or planets. And I wouldn't suggest doing that, as I would have to hug you on the off-chance that you spontaneously became visible. And then I would have to tell your mother.

Maybe we need to paint you? And a lack of cookies, root beer, and ice cream naturally leads to being a smartass. It's an official fake scientific fact."
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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2127 on: June 06, 2014, 01:40:57 am »

Use the god powers the singularity ate to warp-jump next to a star cluster.

Start consuming.
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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2128 on: June 06, 2014, 01:45:47 am »

Send down a dropship controlled by robots to and diplomance Equius into joining the fleet.

Try again if that fails.
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Re: Cheesistan: Arena Victor: Equius!
« Reply #2129 on: June 06, 2014, 01:50:24 am »

"That would require my robot, but since it's Eco-friendly, I don't want to use it. It's not fun unless it runs off of ridiculous things like orphan tears or souls. Or planets. And I wouldn't suggest doing that, as I would have to hug you on the off-chance that you spontaneously became visible. And then I would have to tell your mother.

Maybe we need to paint you? And a lack of cookies, root beer, and ice cream naturally leads to being a smartass. It's an official fake scientific fact."

Marcioness:Ewww... no. Body paint is tacky. And I don't care if you tell my mother. So what?


Send down a dropship controlled by robots to and diplomance Equius into joining the fleet.

Try again if that fails.

((Stop abducting citizens of Cheesistan!))
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