Correct. Everyone survives and no penalties.
* hugs you all *
Introduce Sollux to the Sentient Space Elevators.
Give Sollux a Starship.
[7]You introduce him to the Sentient Space Elevators. They begin to discuss programming and make fun of stupid people on the internet. Friendship formed!
[2] You give him a miniature starship-in-a-bottle.
Tune: Cut off the head of the dead Sephiroth
Tune: Go stand next to the healing station thing of healing to get my arm back
[1]His corpse absorbs your sword.
[7]You grow a new arm whilst looking through the stuff Ckis bought. You get a new sword. Try decapitating Sephiroth again if you really want that Masamune.
Keep an eye on Wallace.
Give the molepeople cheese.
[6]Besides giving him privacy in the bathroom and the bedroom, you watch him and his girlfriend everywhere.
[8]Potatoes were just fine... but the Mole-prophets warn against this devil substance called "cheese" and everyone starts to panic. Religious fervor ensues and the mole-people are now suspicious of your intent.
"OK this is boring." Have cult go into hiding.
Sharpen the scythe blade.
[3]Nope.
[7]Hell yea! It's now sharp enough it can decapitate a man easier than a heated electric ceramic knife goes through butter.
Lyeos: Cast Holy on self.
Mitzi: Be unproductive.
Mhmm. Science 36, English and Reading 35, but my math was... Awful in comparison. Not that I'm actually smart or anything, though. My luck sometimes is just... Insane.
But... Society won't crumble without me, so I'm free to have an adventure! This is why being unimportant is so great! I want a submarine!
[5]A dull light begins shining in your blade.
[7]You go to your job down at the local Kinko's. After hanging Lyeos on the coatrack, you do your job and are a productive member of society. Good job.
Master Kaiokenx9001(its over 9000!)
Convince Sollux to found the Hussie Hunters.
[6]IT'S OVER 9000! Actually it's not. You rolled a 6, so it's merely Kaiokenx9000
[3]He has no desire to ever come within spitting distance of Hussie or any variant or duplicate thereof again.
BRAINWASH ECONOMISTS, MAKE ECONOMIST ARMY
[4] You build a wall-street. No Economist army tho.
(( Are we still waiting on anybody? ))
CaptainMcClellan: Try to fix Cheesistan's other problems.
Maria: Get scientist's help to track him down.
Hobo: BE HELPFUL IN ANY WAY
[7]The pot holes ( and the plot holes ) are filled in, the destroyed buildings are rebuilt, the unemployed now have jobs doing those things, liquor taxes go down a percent, the Eldritch Abominations are shoved back through the portal to the outer rim with a giant plunger and said portal is closed with a giant zipper. Grief counseling is given and reparations are paid to the families of the Dragon's victims. The Tetrominos are cleared off the street, the traps are shoved inside the wall, all divorce lawyers are fired and exiled, and the GM is going to update the Wiki. All is good and the air smells like warm root beer throughout the land. ( Also the towels are "Oh so fluffy!" )
[3]The scientist never actually had a
real alien to track before. He was always following nonsensical conspiracy theories.
[5]You find a possible lead on where the other friends of the Former Cheesistani Empire might have gone.
"You keep investigating. I MUST RIDE!"
Send the Hobo to hit up old friends at the Cheesistan Masonic Lodge.
Lead the Knights into battle against the Tetris god.
[7]He goes there and collects up several old guys and shows them the clue. They report that they've noticed other mysterious disappearances and agree to help investigate and rally together all the old Empire people.
[4]The Tetris god enters the Cheesistani airspace for real this time.
TRY TO FORGE COOL VALYRIAN SWORD
((see G.O.T.))
[6]Much better! Just in time for the boss fight too!
ACQUIRE MORE MAGNETS
[1]You already have all the magnets in the country and you have to wait for the rest to be shipped in.
Tetriseus, Lord of Blocks is an oft overlooked deity, being scorned by the other gods of the Greek pantheon. As a result he has a lot of pent-up anger which he likes to, as do all the Greek gods, take out on humans instead. Because he is the lord of both Tetris and the Rubik's cube he has frustrated many a mortal for hours on end. Powers include: sitting upon a throne of Tetrominos and flying on a cloud, dropping giant Tetrominos, and making nerds' lives into a hellish existence. He is not to be confused with his equally infuriating and thrice sadistic brother Pentominus, the god of Pentomino and the 5 block Rubik's cube.
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