Me: Stabilize the hivemind.
Me: Shape shadow-metal into a shadow scythe.
[5]Stability to Code Yellow. Things are looking up.
[1]You don't have the capabilities to work shadow-metal. Try asking a dwarf.
Tune: Collect all of the materia
Tune: Get Masamune
[1]You can't.
[1]Sephiroth is firmly grasping it, even in death.
((Aww, the Hussie Hunters thing was my suggestion for the arena.))
Meditate to focus my ki.
Learn to go Super Saiyan all the way up to Super Saiyan God.
Arena command: Sollux should gain citizenship and found the Hussie Hunters. Failing that, eye lasers!
[3]Still hungry.
[5]Super Saiyan! You achieve Super Saiyan 1.
"Curse, you 1980's! Curse you and your political intrigue!"
Go to the Cheesi Catacombs, check the records of the Ancient Royal Order. Surely these must be untouched!
While there, awaken the spirits of the Knights Fromagier.
[5]Raided! Not much is intact, but they left some dusty scrolls untouched.
[7]You call upon the spirits of the sworn protectors of Cheese throughout the ages. The Knights Fromagier come to your aid.
Use my haxor skillz to pwn every1 with supr fst shoting.
[3]Your haxor skillz are not great enough to hack reality. You do manage to shoot a cop, but you just lost your amnesty. Good job, now you're going to jail for felony assault of an officer of the law with a deadly weapon.
Sollux:
Laser CMC again.
Telekinesis CMC into wall.
Rend Space, around CMC.
Kevak:
Go back to making Space Elevators.
Colonize Venus again.
[2]Hmm... about that. Quite a few of them have been destroyed.
[4]Your attempts to colonize Venus continue to fail. It's just too hot to support life and even most craft you send burn up.
Pet Champion on head, but tell him to calm the right fuck down, he's not being much of a comedic sociopathic anti-hero right now. Make him read ALL of TvTropes.
Resurrect the slain champion candidate on Mars. Declare him to be my official butt monkey.]
[8]He (somehow) reads all the tropes. He is now genre savvy enough to destroy the entire damn RTD. Good job breaking it hero!
[5]He is resurrected and becomes the butt monkey. "But I don't wanna..." he says.
"well, its simple really, I have INFINITE scythers. Why you may ask??? Cause I have an RTD with an never ending wave of them of course! and I'm planing to unleash them to attack and then use this RTD as the basing ground for an assult that will take over the RTD sub-board for my rule, but not yet, first I have to forge a cool sword"
FORGE COOL SWORD OUT OF VALYRIAN STEEL
[4]You make a dagger out of valyrian steel. It's not even full tang, so it'll break with heavy wear.
"well, its simple really, I have INFINITE scythers. Why you may ask??? Cause I have an RTD with an never ending wave of them of course! and I'm planing to unleash them to attack and then use this RTD as the basing ground for an assult that will take over the RTD sub-board for my rule, but not yet, first I have to forge a cool sword"
FORGE COOL SWORD OUT OF VALYRIAN STEEL
((I hope that's not your real intention. Ever since VN (which I was not around to see) people are wary of this.))
((Now I want to know what VN was.))
((Likewise. ))
Return to camp with the results of several sales.
[7]You return with the spoils of the mall, having successfully aided with the war on the Mallgoths.
CaptainMcClellan: Have the nuke stored in an underground bunker in case of emergencies.
Maria:Remain patient, attempt to gently coax him back.
Hobo: Fiddle around with bricks on the wall looking for the hidden passage.
[5]It leaks radiation the whole way. Great, at best we have a fresh crop of mutants, but more likely hundreds of people just got thyroid cancer.
[3]Still no.
[1]The secret passage was walled off years ago to prevent the revolutionaries from accessing it.
Sollux:Laser CMC again.
CaptainMcClellan: Block with 3d glasses again.
[8]vs[13] No damage!
CaptainMcClellan: Rush him and stab him in the throat.
Sollux:Telekinesis CMC into wall.
[13]vs[5] CMC rushes too quickly and jabs a knife in your throat cutting off your ability to focus. Also, the neck is still in the crit-hit zone. 2600 damage!
Sollux:Rend Space, around CMC.
CaptainMcClellan: Use psychological ploys: Play a tape recording of Aradia screaming for help.
[1]vs[16] Incorrect aspect. The ploy is effective! Sollux flew into a rage. Damage dealt tripled, next roll -7.
Beirus's command: N/A Sollux is too angry to listen to the offer.
Statut:
Sollux: 8600/12000 Enraged.
CMC: 6900/12000
Poll
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