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Total Members Voted: 11

[Lyeos]

Ask Cheesistani official what the verdict was.
Check my inventor's block.

[Playergamer]

Each person gets two percent. Send a note to the treasury, asking for confirmation they got the money.

[ckisocoa]

Is there something we should be noticing?
Spit in the water, making it holy (Maybe?)

[Tune of Dwarves]

notice cosmic destroyer
practice magic

[CaptainMcClellan]

Ask Cheesistani official what the verdict was.
Check my inventor's block.

[5] He cheerfully tells you what it was over a pint.
"Congratulations! Your achievements are restored!"
[6]You check it. You check it good. You check it thoroughly and deeply. It's still there no matter how you look at it.

Each person gets two percent. Send a note to the treasury, asking for confirmation they got the money.

[2]Bureaucracy intervenes!

Is there something we should be noticing?
Spit in the water, making it holy (Maybe?)

[4] You look up. Giegue is totally right there.
[2] You make water with spit in it. STILL NOT HOLY.

notice cosmic destroyer
practice magic

[2] You catch a glimpse of something out of the corner of your eye.
[2] Your magic practice proceeds slowly.

[ckisocoa]

Have a stork bring me my child!
Attempt to have HIM make holy water.

[Tune of Dwarves]

practice magic with actual tomes
Have a staring contest with the destroyer

[Lyeos]

Appeal to judges to remove my inventor's block.
"Ladies and gentlemen of Cheesistan, I cannot possibly help stop the Cosmic Destroyer with this inventor's block!"

[CaptainMcClellan]

Have a stork bring me my child!
Attempt to have HIM make holy water.

[6] The stork drops a bag of fourteen children into your arms.
[4] He takes your water and makes it holy then he throws it at your face.
"THERE'S YOUR DAMN HOLY WATER FILTHY EARTH PERSON!"

practice magic with actual tomes
Have a staring contest with the destroyer

[5] You actually learn something!
[1] He telekinetically forces you to look away.
"I DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH INSECTS."

Appeal to judges to remove my inventor's block.
"Ladies and gentlemen of Cheesistan, I cannot possibly help stop the Cosmic Destroyer with this inventor's block!"

[2] They agree, but their hands are tied! You have to appeal it directly to the President or attempt a cheese pulling with a Representative.

[Lyeos]

Call the president, deal with being forced to hold.

[ckisocoa]

Make a house out of children.
Become Loki

[Tune of Dwarves]

practice magic with scrolls
create the N.E.S present it to the destroyer

[CaptainMcClellan]

Scream "MARIA!" at the top of my lungs.
Play "Your Name Please" throughout Cheesistan.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Call the president, deal with being forced to hold.

[2] The waiting music plays. You're still on hold.

Make a house out of children.
Become Loki

[5] This is totally successful, much to the horror of everyone. Giegue is disgusted, even though he's trying to kill us too.
[1] No.

practice magic with scrolls
create the N.E.S present it to the destroyer

[4] Slightly less effective than tomes, but you learn PK Freeze/Blizzard
[5]You succeed, you present an N.E.S. with "Mother" in the cartridge slot. He is intrigued and forgets about destroying things.

Scream "MARIA!" at the top of my lungs.
Play "Your Name Please" throughout Cheesistan.

[2]I choke on some phlegm and make a noise that goes like this: "Mariguagggah", which doesn't get anyone's attention.
[2]It plays only on my Walkman.

[Lyeos]

Wait on hold to appeal to the president.