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Total Members Voted: 11

[ckisocoa]

Install Crunchbang onto the universe.
Setup camp for Tune and I.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Look up cheat codes to increase my tech points.

[6] Your tech points go up exponentially! Achievements disabled.

Point out that the burden of proof is on them. Wait for evidence.

[1]They disqualify you and ban you for good measure.

Appeal before the judges that lyeos is cheating
practice magics

[1] They actually reverse their decision because of your testimony. Nice reverse psychology! Player gamer wins.
[1] Your spear goes "ppft" and does nothing.

CONTINUE

[5] Good job! You're back!

Install Crunchbang onto the universe.
Setup camp for Tune and I.

[1] Universe OS is too strong.
[3] You make camp under a nacho chip. It provides little cover.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Hug the Universal Cosmic Destroyer.

[ckisocoa]

Import my previous save file, level 99 Joker

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Attempt to make holy water...

[Playergamer]

Continue winning tourney after tourney.

((3 1s. Wow.))

[Lyeos]

Research cheesclear bombs again for the government
Appeal to judges that my achievements should be reenabled since I'm doing this for the government, using my license, friendship with the Cheesistanian official, and gift of the cheestomic bomb to strengthen my case.

[Tune of Dwarves]

practice magics
build magic staff

[CaptainMcClellan]

Hug the Universal Cosmic Destroyer.

[6] I succeed in hugging him. He doesn't like it. We're screwed.

GIEGUE DREW NEAR!

Import my previous save file, level 99 Joker

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Attempt to make holy water...

[2] It's loading... It's loading...

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[1] NO HOLY WATER.

Continue winning tourney after tourney.

((3 1s. Wow.))

[3] Win a few, lose a few.
(( Yeah. ))

Research cheesclear bombs again for the government
Appeal to judges that my achievements should be reenabled since I'm doing this for the government, using my license, friendship with the Cheesistanian official, and gift of the cheestomic bomb to strengthen my case.

[1] You get hit with inventor's block.
[4] Cheestani official understands your plight, and takes your case to his superior.

practice magics
build magic staff

[1] The universe says no.
[4] You make an uncommon staff!

[Lyeos]

Take a vacation to wait for the verdict and an end to inventor's block.

[ckisocoa]

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In one way or another I'm going to get some gosh darn holy water...

Continue to load save file.

[Tune of Dwarves]

practice magic
improve staff

[CaptainMcClellan]

NOONE NOTICES THE UNIVERSAL COSMIC DESTROYER?

[Lyeos]

NOONE NOTICES THE UNIVERSAL COSMIC DESTROYER?

My inventor's block makes it not my problem. Also, that legal system is holding me back.

[Playergamer]

Put money in Cheesistan's treasury, except for 10%. Split that between ,pome and the rest of the team,

[CaptainMcClellan]

Take a vacation to wait for the verdict and an end to inventor's block.

[6] Your vacation ends up preventing you from hearing the verdict.

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It is in your favour.

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In one way or another I'm going to get some gosh darn holy water...

Continue to load save file.

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[2]Your water becomes slightly more sanctified. It's still not holy.

[3] Still loading... still loading...

practice magic
improve staff

[3] You successfully make a spark of fire.
[3] It improves at a moderate rate.

Put money in Cheesistan's treasury, except for 10%. Split that between ,pome and the rest of the team,

[2]The treasury is not responding to your generous donation. Everyone starts arguing over distribution of money.