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Total Members Voted: 11

[CaptainMcClellan]

Win every ESEA tourney.

[6]You win EVERY ESEA TOURNEY. The judges accuse you of cheating.

Build the cheestomic bomb!

[5]You build the perfect cheestomic bomb and it doesn't go off on you. You are the most powerful man in the region.

Up my Clothes making skills
Make blessed armor for Tune and my new jaguar companion.

[3] You feel yourself get more experienced.
[3] You make common armor. It's not very good.

Use a spear to pull Ckis out of the cheese

[2] He budges an inch.

[Lyeos]

Patent cheestomic bomb in preparation of gifting it to the government.

[Tune of Dwarves]

study bomb defusing
Attempt to disarm bomb

[ckisocoa]

Steal patent for cheesetomic bomb.
Make Holy Water

[Playergamer]

Explain that, no, I just rolled two sixes in a row.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Patent cheestomic bomb in preparation of gifting it to the government.

[6] This goes super well, until the government confiscates it.

INTERVENTION! YOU ROLL A 5

[5] The government patents it post-haste and thanks you greatly for your gift.

study bomb defusing
Attempt to disarm bomb

[1] No. You're missing an eye now.
[5] By sheer dumb luck you defuse the bomb right before the gov't gets it.

Steal patent for cheesetomic bomb.
Make Holy Water

[2]You steal some of the information from it but the patent is retained by the gov't and Lyeos.
[2] You are not holy enough. You make purified water only.

Explain that, no, I just rolled two sixes in a row.

[1] They don't buy it.

[Lyeos]

Begin research into cheesclear missiles.

[Playergamer]

Go over the footage, over and over, to show them we didn't cheat.

[ckisocoa]

Attempt to make Holy Water again
Convince the judges that Gamer isn't cheating

[Tune of Dwarves]

Take cover from any incoming attack while attempting to heal my eye
Attempt to bandage Ckis' arm

[CaptainMcClellan]

Begin research into cheesclear missiles.

[1] No. That research is forbidden. You don't have enough tech points.

Go over the footage, over and over, to show them we didn't cheat.

[2] They watch the footage but still insist you cheated.

Attempt to make Holy Water again
Convince the judges that Gamer isn't cheating
[4] You make blessed water. That's almost as good as holy water.
[2] You're not much help. A little, but not much.

Take cover from any incoming attack while attempting to heal my eye
Attempt to bandage Ckis' arm

[4] You take cover and your eye has stopped bleeding so much.
[4] You bandage Ckis's arm pretty well.

[Lyeos]

Look up cheat codes to increase my tech points.

[Playergamer]

Point out that the burden of proof is on them. Wait for evidence.

[poketwo]

CONTINUE

[Tune of Dwarves]

Appeal before the judges that lyeos is cheating
practice magics