Jak stands by the door ready to fuckup anyone coming in.
[mundane] Armed with a hunk of ceramic, Jak quietly stands by the bathroom entrance, lying in wait.
continue waiting
[Mundane] Moby continues hanging out, outside, chilling as shit starts to go down inside
Chalks, realizing how silly he looks, and hearing the door kicked in, quickly runs to his usual hiding spot in the lounge, looking for his misplaced gun.
[Swag 4] Chalks rushes into the lounge and ducks under a nearby pool table, looking for his gat. No gun! He instead finds a serrated knife taped under table.
Stan would look for some kind of flammable alcohol in a glass bottle to make a molotov coctail out of it. He would also try and get some kind of lighter.
All of this while shouting babble and obscenities against the LP's.
[Swag 5] Stan goes over to the bar and starts looking for some high proof booze. Well enough, he finds two half empty bottles of everclear. Combining them with some old rags and he's got some bottled flame to work with!
Walk into the bar and suddenly remember my drunken boxing training
Go find some pirate shitheads and fill 'em fulla lead.
"Sheeiit... Did anybody bring the spraycan?!"
Follow Johnny, he seems to know what he's doing.
Bust some caps in Pirate booty.
[Harry smoothness 2-1+1]
[Johnny smoothness 1]
[Fenrir smoothness 2-1]
The drunk Nickle-back stumbles into the bar, and right into the charging duo of Johnny Twoface and Fenrir! Before the duo can raise their arms, the drunken pirate begins to act!
[Harry swag 6+1+1]
All those nights watching old Hong Kong kungfu and classic Jackie Chan cinema has paid off, as Harry begins bobbing and weaving in picture perfect drunken boxing stance! With two different opponents right in front of him, he goes for...
[Targeting:3] both of them!
[Harry toughness 1+1]
[Twoface buffness 5+1]
[Fenrir buffness 3+2]
Leaning sideways, the drunken pirate punches and kicks like a bee! a tiny, tiny bee. That is to say, his attacks do nearly nothing to the invaders. The duo are completely baffled by what they are seeing, though.
Scan area for Pirates, attack any I see.
Bear sees some nut bobbing and weaving around in the back of the bar, where the other two killas are. He make his way over, armed with furniture! He goes for the beatdown!
[Bear smoothness 4]
[Harry Smoothness 6+1]
Bear tries to to club the pirate down, but he weaves out of the way in such a fashion that it would make any sensei proud.
Stand by the doorway to a bar/restaurant area. Ambush the first Da Killa to enter that doesn't get attacked by Eric:
- if they have a ranged weapon, wrestle it out of their hands and shoot them with it;
- if they have a melee weapon, slice them up with the cleaver.
Hide to side of door to bar. If anyone comes through, knock their head for six.
These two pirates stand by the door to the bar, but other than the drunken Harry, nobody else comes or goes. They hear alot of odd martial arts kiai though. What in the hell is going on over there?
DA LOWDOWN
Da KillasJohnny Twoface: Bar/Restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: VecRay Uzi Machine Pistols {x2} (30/30) + (4) mags
Tyrone "Fenrir" Nash: Bar/Restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: Molovich Magnum Pistol (7/7) + (3) mags
Steamy Stan: Bar/Restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: ice pick
Da Bear: Bar/Restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: Chair leg
Moby Dick:Outside Entrance
Health: All Good
Inventory: crossbow (15)
Jak: Bathroom
Health: All Good
Inventory: Toilet Tank Lid
Chalks:lounge
Health: All Good
Inventory: pool cue
Nickel-back:Backroom
Health: Drunken mastery (+1 to smoothness, skillz, swag, Toughness)
Inventory: Bowmaker 81 semi-automatic pistol (8/8) +(4) mags, empty bottle
Eric Clearwater: Lounge
Health: All Good
Inventory: baseball bat, gold ingot
Anaconda: Lounge
Health: All Good
Inventory: Cleaver
Poll
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Topic: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE! (Read 20802 times)