Try to teleport onto propman the tank, more out of sheer desperation than actually expecting it to work, vowing to open a vineyard to make fine wines to go with cheese should this actually work.
[6]
You get crushed by it when you warp underneath its treads.
Alright, I say we withdraw from heaven. We have a weapon technology that can decimate them, but it only works in our plane; in theirs, it only works on us. Therefore, we must fall back to our own plane and blast them with the beam if they try to follow us.
[4]
Mutual peace through mutual destruction. WINRAR
Yaaaay HugoLuman, you ensured mutual peace and tranquility between heaven & not-heaven! Good show chap!
Huh
Look around.
[4]
Misty. Looks like scenic Greece. There's a big ass mountain in front of you.
"Bird man, you fool!!! By sending a WW2 British guy over to me, you made me think about the Nazis!!! Then I remembered a RTD that cemented my silliness on the RTD sub form/board, the one that I killed many gods!!!"
SUMMON THE ELETRIC NAZIS
[4]
Electric Nazis for you.
Make a deal with the populace of New Liverpool. Namely, we shall return all stolen socks belonging to the inhabitants of New Liverpool, and decree that all Illithids under my command are to not attack a New Liverpoolian unless hostilities are first engaged by the citizen.
In return, we're to receive freedom for both ourselves and all Illithids willing to follow my rule. I will also be given a pool of brine within which to lay. Also, all Illithids who die in New Liverpool are to be given to me for assimilation into my brain stem.
[2]
No seal! They take the socks back off you!
Further glances at the subject attracted suggest aggressive intent. Luckily, being a 12 tonne lump of weaponized steel has its advantages.
>Fire a counter-battery of neat five bullet danmaku patterns at Tamer, while preforming evasive maneuvers!
Alternatively, if for some unforeseen reason I am boarded and manually taken control of, >gather resources for building.
Status: Okay
Location: Neo-Gensokyo; Youkai Mountain
Inventory:
Flower (x1)
[5]
PEWPEWPEW
Tamer is asploded.
I follow the vessel! I bring my ships hull alongside the other ship and jump on it with my magnetic boots!
[1]
Hundreds of other pirate ships are following it! Thousands! You can't board the ship in the chaos.
Until it finally stops next to a massive fleet of Galaxy Police ships. And a massive mecha and many lasers come flying out of it and generally fuck shit up.
You've met Seina Yamada. Have fun!
So I'm the owner of GMCheese? Niiiiice~
Start reactivating my old networks and mobilizing my old supporters; gain a better standing with the public.
[4]
It works! People hate you less now!
I obey HugoLuman's orders and retreat, but I adjust my magic nuke to kill all extradimensional beings and set it on a 2 minute timer (if the angels exit heaven then I assume that they transform to physical forms and will be immune to the bomb, like the raptors).
[6]
The bomb asplodes too early, fucking up the rearguard. Nice job fixing it, hero.
SHOOT SOME LUNATIC PATTERNS AT THE TANK THING!
[6]
You fire random power runes! They make the asplosion bigger!
Shoot some missiles at the tank thing.
[3]
Pew pew! They all miss though.
Wait...
I think I remember this from something...
Wonder if I have a geass.
[2]
No cookie for you. Keep guessing.
You wake up in a bed. You're hurting like turds.
While I'm tempting to simply shoot stuff at the tank thing,
Retreat from heaven
Dark gods, what happens if I roll 1?
[1]
You get blown up with the rearguard and get left behind. POW camp for you.
Construct additional pylons across the multiverse, so that I will never have to worry about it unless they get destroyed.
[2]
You must construct additional pylons.
Pharika: Relocate to Icytea's position, using the Cheese Cellars as warp points.
[3]
NO SEAL
OUT OF MY CHEESE CELLAR TWO SECONDS AGO
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