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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[CaptainMcClellan]

Oooh, planetary fondue!

And if all goes well with the rolls, we'll be able to have time-pocket instant 100-year wine.

[poketwo]

FOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED

[kj1225]

Wait.

[Kassire]

Considering I'm a wartrukk with a bunch of Orks, spawn/teleport somewhere and open fire on everyone

[WillowLuman]

Negotiate with angel commanders to exchange POWs.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Negotiate with angels to exchange POWs.

War angels don't negotiate... They can only be called off by a direct order from a superior.

[flame99]

Offer the potato golems freedom from their status as slaves to the super-brits if they allow me to create a portal to another plane. I was unjustly imprisoned, after all; they arrested me because I was simply trying to satisfy my basic needs as an Illithid!

[Ebonblade7]

.

[WillowLuman]

It's just one truck, for now. An armored vehicle full of monsters arrives, and we already have a sentient armored vehicle? If they don't fight I will be disappoint.

[Kassire]

It's just one truck, for now. An armored vehicle full of monsters arrives, and we already have a sentient armored vehicle? If they don't fight I will be disappoint.

I thought it would only be funny if i didn't knew whats going on (via not reading the rest of the thread not including rules and the recap) only to role play as a bunch of stupid orks.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Considering I'm a wartrukk with a bunch of Orks, spawn/teleport somewhere and open fire on everyone

Goddamnit not again! HOW DID THEY SURVIVE?!

It's just one truck, for now.

for now.

for now.

[WillowLuman]

Unless he or someone else tries to rebuild all the Orks from a single truck, we might be able to tolerate whacky misadventures from them. But if they try to make more Orks, we must destroy them.

[WillowLuman]

((I thought you had a pilot? I dunno. I was thinking of propman's shrine tank))

[Lyeos]

((I thought you had a pilot? I dunno. I was thinking of propman's shrine tank))

((If he moves I would be grateful. He's currently on top of me, because I rolled a six.... That being said, I don't see how I should be bothered by this since I was just being compressed by a black hole. Huh.))

[NAV]

Clean everything with soap. Aint nothin gonna be dirty anymore.