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[Hapah]

((How many DD were riding on Mason, again?))

[Parisbre56]

I don't know if I can vote, but I'd say DP, since he was mostly braindead.

But then again, I'd really like to see what Radio Controlled suggested.

((How many DD were riding on Mason, again?))

I'm currently in the process of counting them myself. Check the first reply of the topic.

EDIT: 60 DD by my count, with Doomblade betting 4DD on Red Victory and getting 6DD as the only winner. If we had someone taking those bets instead of piecewise, that someone would be rich now.

[swordsmith04]

"Punish the Blue zombie! What's his name, Clements!"

((I knew I shouldn't have all in'd on Mason's team winning. Safe bets are never safe...))

[NAV]

((Thus continues the red team tradition of being brutally maimed, and the blue team tradition of being brutally slain.))

[Radio Controlled]

But then again, I'd really like to see what Radio Controlled suggested.

Something ridiculous and dumb, no doubt.

Vote on guy who fell of first.

[Hapah]

Vote for the braindead guy, whoever that was!

[Beirus]

Vote Magarth, he fell in first. Because I can vote now.

[piecewise]

Now, as always, the winning team will be granted 1 point each. The third place will be granted 2, the second 3 and the first place will get 5 points AND a prize! Such bounty!

What ever happened to second and third place winners?

Hi-five Destio as soon as I see him.

Wait for it.

YES!

Sit down. Apply pressure to injuries. Close eyes. Await medic.

EDIT: Does that mean the shackle goes to my other arm now, or will I have to shield bash people to death?
If yes, is there any way to put both the shield and the shackle on the same arm?
If yes, do so.

((The way it was written, in the beginning I thought that Destio had been sliced in half and I was about to post saying "Good Game, now it's time to make a new character."
But it's not.
YES!
Lost an arm, but who cares!

Good game Mason. You will be missed.

Will update the first page soon. Spoiler updated with injuries.))

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places. Stab wound in leg and gash in shoulder. Shackle arm and part of face missing.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

The crew drag you over to the host, while the medics are still actively working on you. You can smell burnt flesh as they cauterize wounds but luckily they've given you enough pain killers that most of the right side of your body is completely numb. They've also already switched the shackle on to the other arm.

Navarro came in 3rd and got himself two points, Larry came in second, by a few seconds, and got himself 3 points! And you've come in First and netted yourself not only 5 points, not only one point for everyone on your team, but a special prize. Lets see what you've won!

A Chrome sphere descends from above and the host grabs it and cracks it open like one big Easter Egg. Inside is a slip of paper.

You've won a replacement limb! And none too soon! Is there anything you want to say to the crowd?



So Magarth is winning in the votes for punishment. I'm consulting with Radio about an idea he had for a punishment game, but assume that next turn the votes will be tallied and the game will begin! Lets just hope either of them are around for it.

[Kedly]

I vote NOT Bubba =P Even though he practically forfeited the challenge (err, I guess technically he very much DID, but that wasn't his intention) by throwing himself into the pool in order to punch Gilbert in the face.

[Parisbre56]

((Yay, arm!
Also, the host just broke a ball made of metal with his bare hands. Not messing with that guy.
Also also, edited my info so that Toaster and NAV have the correct number of points.
Also also also, I briefly considered donating my replacement limb to TCM, but then saw he had 7 points.))

Destio turned to face the audience.
"I do not enjoy what I did. Forcing him to split like that." he said quietly as he approached the microphone.
"But I will keep fighting to the best of my ability until I win or until I die." he continued more loudly and turned to face the audience.
"And whoever gets in my way, whoever and wherever that may be, will be cut down without mercy."
He continued talking loudly and pointed at the audience.
"Look at Mason, now only half the man he used to be, and remember that."
He moved to grab the piece of paper from the egg and then tried to turn around to let the medics work on him.
Luck is being too kind on me. That usually means it's setting me up for something much more worse.

((Couldn't resist making some easy puns.))

((I'm assuming I'll get my replacement arm after the episode ends?

Oh, and just out of curiosity, if I wanted to replace my face, would that count as replacement limb or replacement organ?))

[piecewise]

((Yay, arm!
Also, the host just broke a ball made of metal with his bare hands. Not messing with that guy.
Also also, edited my info so that Toaster and NAV have the correct number of points.
Also also also, I briefly considered donating my replacement limb to TCM, but then saw he had 7 points.))

Destio turned to face the audience.
"I do not enjoy what I did. Forcing him to split like that." he said quietly as he approached the microphone.
"But I will keep fighting to the best of my ability until I win or until I die." he continued more loudly and turned to face the audience.
"And whoever gets in my way, whoever and wherever that may be, will be cut down without mercy."
He continued talking loudly and pointed at the audience.
"Look at Mason, now only half the man he used to be, and remember that."
He moved to grab the piece of paper from the egg and then tried to turn around to let the medics work on him.
Luck is being too kind on me. That usually means it's setting me up for something much more worse.

((Couldn't resist making some easy puns.))

((I'm assuming I'll get my replacement arm after the episode ends?

Oh, and just out of curiosity, if I wanted to replace my face, would that count as replacement limb or replacement organ?))

You can have your arm now.

Organ.


Oh and it looks like Magarth is getting punished. We have two choices: Radio's Rock Paper Scissors of Doom

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

    Idea for punishment round in DMR: rock paper scissors DOOM. The player gives a symbol, you give one (roll or choose it. I'd say choose it before opening the thread, so he can try to outsmart you, or vice-versa). If he wins, he gets a point. He lives and goes on if he reaches X points (e.g. 5). He loses, and then a hazard that related to what he lost to happens.
    Lost to scissors: a giant scissor comes out and tries to cut of part of him.
    Lost to rock: a rock shoots out to crush or break some bones
    Lost to paper: a wad of sticky paper shoots out and sticks to him if he gets hit, hampering his mobility and making it harder to dodge the next attack.

    (Hazards don't have to be these, or even related to the symbol, just a random example).

    He can try to dodge or use his shackle to defend himself. In case of tie, he gets a point, but the hazard also happens.

or my own Crew Cage match, in which the audience chooses from a selection of crew members for Magarth to have a 5 minute (or to the death, which ever comes first) cage match with.

What does the audience think?

[Parisbre56]

When you say crew members, I'm assuming you mean the ones in DMR, not the ones in the Sword, right?

[syvarris]

Crew cage match.  The other one seems too easy to game, at least for the first couple rounds.  Just choose rock the first three times.

[Beirus]

Woo, crew cage match. Just because it sounds neat and we haven't seen much of DMR's crew at all.

[Parisbre56]

Crew cage match.  The other one seems too easy to game, at least for the first couple rounds.  Just choose rock the first three times.

I disagree. It's a 2/3 chance of being attacked and a 1/2 chance of getting hit. (Or less, if a previous hit has disabled them. Plus, Magarth already has a peg leg, which means less chances of dodging. And he can't know what the next attack will be so he can't prepare for it.) He has 2/3 chances of gaining a point and he needs about 5 points, which means he will have to go through the above at least 5 times. So depending on the lethality of the incoming projectiles, this could actually be much more lethal than other punishment games.

EDIT: I prefer the crew one myself, I just wanted to state that.