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[NAV]

"Red team's bullet sponge here."

((I built Navarro with stats to be a fragile speedster.))

[Beirus]

"Dammit Larry, it's my sammich. Git yer own!"

Keep Larry the hell away from the sammich. Maybe with some sort of chase scene with Benny hill music playing in the background. It's mine, dammit. Maybe if I happen to pass Cromwell's corpse while protecting my sammich, move his mouth while saying his name in a high-pitched voice so he can report for Roll call too. Could get a few laughs.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

[Toaster]

"Wink wink!"

[Beirus]

"Hold on, if we're going to do this, we need to do it right."

((Action edited.))

[Parisbre56]

Updated my info and added some equipment info to the wiki. As always, if there's any mistake or suggestion, please say so.

Also, with Cromwell's death, there's an open spot in Red team. I assume I am going to be filling it? Since I'm next in line?

[Radio Controlled]

Go to DMR site, search 'propose event' box. See if there's any sort of DD reward for useful ideas.

[darkpaladin109]

"Sandwich!?"
Help Larry chase after Mason!

[piecewise]

"Monsieur Garplacks of Red, present and ready!"

Sound off, Red Team!

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

"MARGARTH: LORD OF THE KEBBEGE.

Take back Ice Pick.

"Red team's bullet sponge here."

((I built Navarro with stats to be a fragile speedster.))

Updated my info and added some equipment info to the wiki. As always, if there's any mistake or suggestion, please say so.

Also, with Cromwell's death, there's an open spot in Red team. I assume I am going to be filling it? Since I'm next in line?

(you are indeed. Get in here and try not to fall prey to the I'm sure burning desire to corrupt your data documentation to your own advantage. Also might want to cut GWG from the wait list)

Good. Looks like everyone is here The Host nods while his lackeys throw a new member of Red team into the room.

Now, blue team. Specifically you. He points the rifle at Bubba.

My sammich!

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 4
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

"Dammit Larry, it's my sammich. Git yer own!"

Keep Larry the hell away from the sammich. Maybe with some sort of chase scene with Benny hill music playing in the background. It's mine, dammit. Maybe if I happen to pass Cromwell's corpse while protecting my sammich, move his mouth while saying his name in a high-pitched voice so he can report for Roll call too. Could get a few laughs.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

Larry manages to get a hold of the sandwich with one hand and a very gentle tug of war ensues in which neither side wants to destroy the sandwich, and as such are very tender with their grip and tugging.

"Why don't you just go get your own damn sandwich?!"

"SANDWICH!"

Go to DMR site, search 'propose event' box. See if there's any sort of DD reward for useful ideas.

Sure. We'll give you 5 dd if your idea is used, 20 more if it produces something tv worthy.

"Sandwich!?"
Help Larry chase after Mason!

You stand beside the sandwich tug of war and shout SAMMICH! repeatedly.  If someone were to walk into the room right now they'd think you three belonged to some kind of sandwich worshiping cult. And they probably wouldn't be far off.

[Kedly]

Bubba glares at the one pointing the gun in his face ((Great, I AM going to die before the first episode xD)) "Watch where you aim that"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bubba
Description: Roid Junkie. He looks a mix between the Govenator and a meth head
Reason for signing up: One of his fellow junkies said he wasn't man enough to apply. He decided to prove him wrong. That and because an unending supply of roids and meth would be amazing
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:15
Dexterity:1
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Toaster]

"Larry of blue here!  Bit busy with this guy not giving me my rightful sammich!"  He winks at Mason again.


Give me the sandwich, dammit!

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 4
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Parisbre56]

((Yay! I'm in Red Team! My odds of survival just went up!

And, well, you're right, I'm very tempted to add GWG's DD to my own to increase my points... Having the points to buy a Katana would be good...
But don't worry, I'll be honest, I won't abuse my power. At least, not intentionally.))

"So, here at last..." And just as crazy as I remembered it from the TV.
The boy got up and adjusted his clothes.
This is it, then. I'm going to have to contend with the rest of them. But it's the only way. I have to win.
He ignored the other contestants for now and just looked around again, making a more thorough examination of the room.

Take a look around. Is that random item vendor here? Anything else of interest?

Sneak up behind host. Prepare to steal his shotgun.

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

[Toaster]

((No need to steal- I'm sure he'd be glad to give you the contents of one shell.  At speed.))

[Beirus]

"Mason Caldwell reporting. NOW GIMME THE DAMN SAMMICH, LARRY!"

Take control of the sammich and eat it.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

[NAV]

Sneak up behind the newest red team member, get him in a headlock and give him a noogie.

Spoiler: Navarro (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

Inventory: 4 painkillers
Injuries: Everything

[piecewise]

Bubba glares at the one pointing the gun in his face ((Great, I AM going to die before the first episode xD)) "Watch where you aim that"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Bubba
Description: Roid Junkie. He looks a mix between the Govenator and a meth head
Reason for signing up: One of his fellow junkies said he wasn't man enough to apply. He decided to prove him wrong. That and because an unending supply of roids and meth would be amazing
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:15
Dexterity:1
Endurance:5
Speed:1
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

The host smiles and pulls the rifle away from your nose.

Ah, good. Now don't go comatose or we'll murder you for the sake of ratings. he chuckles to himself and then spins on his heel and walks out. Huh.

((Yay! I'm in Red Team! My odds of survival just went up!

And, well, you're right, I'm very tempted to add GWG's DD to my own to increase my points... Having the points to buy a Katana would be good...
But don't worry, I'll be honest, I won't abuse my power. At least, not intentionally.))

"So, here at last..." And just as crazy as I remembered it from the TV.
The boy got up and adjusted his clothes.
This is it, then. I'm going to have to contend with the rest of them. But it's the only way. I have to win.
He ignored the other contestants for now and just looked around again, making a more thorough examination of the room.

Take a look around. Is that random item vendor here? Anything else of interest?

Sneak up behind host. Prepare to steal his shotgun.

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

TOO LATE! Also a pretty bad idea. You'll see.

The random vendor is two buttons on the vending machine. One costs a single money and gives you some random item, which might include stuff not listed in the machine. The other costs 3 moneys and will give you something random from the machine.

Sneak up behind the newest red team member, get him in a headlock and give him a noogie.

Spoiler: Navarro (click to show/hide)

Name: Navarro
Description: Tall, lanky, scruffy looking, and with a back covered in scars. He has had a difficult life and solves all his problems by running away.
Reason for signing up: He wants a guard robot.
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:15
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:3

Inventory: 4 painkillers
Injuries: Everything

You grab the new guy and give him a power noogie while he tries to understand how the vending machine works. In retaliation he tells you to imagine someone biting your teeth, now you can't think of anything else. The bastard!

"Mason Caldwell reporting. NOW GIMME THE DAMN SAMMICH, LARRY!"

Take control of the sammich and eat it.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

"Larry of blue here!  Bit busy with this guy not giving me my rightful sammich!"  He winks at Mason again.


Give me the sandwich, dammit!

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 4
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

Larry jams the sandwich, complete with shrink wrap and several of mason's fingers into his mouth. He makes triumphant gurgling noises. Mason kicks him in the balls and he makes completely different gurgling noises and starts chewing while his eyes water.

"Is this what fights are now? I'm not a fan of this."