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[Harry Baldman]

If you managed to find and murder another audience member, dismember them and then hurl their body parts down into the arena, then yes, I'd count that.

AHA!

Now, who to pick...

I'd volunteer! Or at least I'd volunteer GWG.

[Radio Controlled]

If you managed to find and murder another audience member, dismember them and then hurl their body parts down into the arena, then yes, I'd count that.

AHA!

Now, who to pick...

MURDER THE GOLDEN FAT ONE

If you managed to find and murder another audience member, dismember them and then hurl their body parts down into the arena, then yes, I'd count that.

AHA!

Now, who to pick...

I'd volunteer! Or at least I'd volunteer GWG.

Good enough for me.

Break that bottle of beer I had. Go grab GWG's audience character.

(By the way, dibs on his DD, though I'm willing to share with people who wanna help).

[mastahcheese]

Hey, piecewise.

You said that the last season of Dead Man Running had a 100% fatality rate for the contestants.

...What was the fatality rate for the audience?

[Harry Baldman]

Go grab GWG's audience char.

Assist in the capture!

[Radio Controlled]

Go grab GWG's audience char.

Assist in the capture!

Should we dismember him and throw the parts? Cause I think throwing him in wholesale would be better. Though PW did specifically mention dismemberment...

[Harry Baldman]

Should we dismember him and throw the parts? Cause I think throwing him in wholesale would be better.

Let's take his head off first. With our teeth, if necessary. Then the limbs! And maybe rip the torso in half, for easier throwing. Then we'll be in business!

[Pancaek]

Bert, seeing his friend break his bottle and go somewhere with haste, reacts accordingly

"Yo dawg, what's up? Someone looked at you funny or what?"

Break the bottle of beer I got in the beginning of the show from Ernie. Go assist him in capturing the man he's trying to capture

[Radio Controlled]

Bert, seeing his friend break his bottle and go somewhere with haste, reacts accordingly

"Yo dawg, what's up? Someone looked at you funny or what?"

Break the bottle of beer I got in the beginning of the show from Ernie. Go assist him in capturing the man he's trying to capture

"Ya man. Ya see that dude over there? His face, it begs to get murdered. You game?"

[Parisbre56]

(("He said we were barbaric, so we decided to kill him."))

[Pancaek]

Bert, seeing his friend break his bottle and go somewhere with haste, reacts accordingly

"Yo dawg, what's up? Someone looked at you funny or what?"

Break the bottle of beer I got in the beginning of the show from Ernie. Go assist him in capturing the man he's trying to capture

"Ya man. Ya see that dude over there? His face, it begs to get murdered. You game?"

"I'm not sure, I can't really see his face, Forget me glasses at home, you see? But shit, if you say so, I'm up for a beatdown"

[Radio Controlled]

Bert, seeing his friend break his bottle and go somewhere with haste, reacts accordingly

"Yo dawg, what's up? Someone looked at you funny or what?"

Break the bottle of beer I got in the beginning of the show from Ernie. Go assist him in capturing the man he's trying to capture

"Ya man. Ya see that dude over there? His face, it begs to get murdered. You game?"

"I'm not sure, I can't really see his face, Forget me glasses at home, you see? But shit, if you say so, I'm up for a beatdown"

"Aw man, you still hangin' on to those glasses? I told ya, just go for that laser surgery. If you need the money, I could borrow you some. I'm here for ya man.

But first, let's go kill some stranger."

[Pancaek]

"Man, my grandpappy died from a laser related accident. Those things are pure evil, ya dig? can't trust anything related to em.

But yeah, I guess we should go kill a stranger. Jolly good fun, probably."

[Radio Controlled]

"Man, my grandpappy died from a laser related accident. Those things are pure evil, ya dig? can't trust anything related to em.

But yeah, I guess we should go kill a stranger. Jolly good fun, probably."

"Oh really? damn, didn't know that. Sorry for asking.

You know, my father also had an accident with a sensory aid the other week. You wanna hear it?"

[Pancaek]

"Yeah man, looks like that guy is a bit far away. We can talk while we're walking over. What happened?"

[Radio Controlled]

"Yeah man, looks like that guy is a bit far away. We can talk while we're walking over. What happened?"

"So I told you my father was having these hearing problems, right? And that he refused a hearing aid because he always insisted it was "All them other people talking too darn quietly?" Well, he finally caved in two weeks ago and got one. But wouldn't you know it, that cheap old fart got one of those crappy ones. Thing malfunctions within a week of course, built-in radio broke with no way to turn it off or even change the audio.
Got stuck on 'Kawaii metal desu, the only 24/7 classic J-Pop death metal channel".

Poor man carved his ears out.