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[mastahcheese]

"He has a point, let him do it!"

((THANK GOD))

[flabort]

"He has a point, let him do it!"

((THANK GOD))

((Seconded))

[renegadelobster]

((Heh heh. Wait. Shit.))

[piecewise]

Alright, got our two. Renegade and Beirus.

This next game is called "Silent Auction" and it's a bit different. Our contestants have been strapped into specially made auto-surgery beds back stage. The camera feed shows both contestants strapped spread eagle to large white tables. Overhead, a set of robotic limbs with various horrifying surgical instruments twitch like the legs of an eager, homicidal insect. Here's the rules. Each contest must wager one or more parts of their body as a "bid".  Some body parts are worth more, some are worth less; your hand is worth more then a finger, and your arm more then your hand. These bids are done in secret, the contestants won't know what their opponent bid until after both bets are in. Each body part can only be bet once, regardless of if the contestant wins or loses. The losing contestant, the one who bets the lowest, immediately loses whatever parts they bid, courtesy of our auto-doc tables.

Now here's the fun part. We keep all those lost parts in a nice pile. The higher the combined value of the pile, the higher the prize is for the winner.  The game will go for 10 rounds. Or until someone dies.

Do the contestants understand?

[Hapah]

I LOVE THIS GAME!

(Also taking bets)

[flabort]

Wasted Bastard looks at the screens while stuffing something pink up his nose.
Heh. Straps, they like strapping pepple to things. Shold tree strrrapp'n smon t..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
In his sleep, he Places a bet of 3 DD that someone loses over 20% of their dermis (skin)....somehow.

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: No Team, No Points, 6-3 DD + 6+3 DD bet (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

[renegadelobster]

Allen Marc

Bid sent

((What happens if we have the same bid?))

Spoiler: Allen Marc (click to show/hide)

Name: Allen Marc
Description: Thin and wiry, with blond hair. His eyes are an odd shade of green, almost florescent
Reason for signing up: His friends are dicks. They all got drunk one night and he pulled the short straw. Now he wants them all dead and to have enough money to never work again
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:5
Points:4

[piecewise]

Allen Marc

Bid sent

((What happens if we have the same bid?))

Spoiler: Allen Marc (click to show/hide)

Name: Allen Marc
Description: Thin and wiry, with blond hair. His eyes are an odd shade of green, almost florescent
Reason for signing up: His friends are dicks. They all got drunk one night and he pulled the short straw. Now he wants them all dead and to have enough money to never work again
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:5
Points:4

Take a guess, friend.

[renegadelobster]

((...Damnit))

[smurfingtonthethird]

This is a psychological torture game that'll really mess with their survival instincts and sanity...FUCKING AWESOME!

[Kriellya]

(( I am beginning to learn a valuable lesson here. Never volunteer for anything xD ))

[renegadelobster]

((Yeah, that might of been a bad idea on my part. Oops))

[Xantalos]

Hey announcer, can I eat the parts?

[Radio Controlled]

The game will go for 10 rounds. Or until someone dies.

After these ten rounds, the one that won the most bids is the winner, I guess? Or the one who won the last bid?

[renegadelobster]

If it makes it ten rounds, I think it's who ever has the most bits still attached. But that's assuming no one bleeds out and dies, seeing as how there's no medical help this episode