On a dark starry night, probe operator Baremy Kerman is once more relaxing on the roof of the Tracking Station, looking up at the rest of the universe, wondering what's out there."No seriously, what's out there?"
But unbeknownst to Baremy, the stars he loves to gaze at are aligning just right to reveal the course of his destiny. A shadowy figure in an advanced plane has touched down on the runway, undetected because everyone is asleep. Everyone but Baremy.?: "Stargazing eh? You don't mind if I join you, do you?"
Baremy: O.O "GAHHHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!"
?: "Er...sorry? So do you mind, or don't you?"
Baremy: "Well hang on, who are y.." *At this, Baremy finally looks at the kerbal who scared him*
Baremy: "OH MY KOD!
DERPA DIRECTOR! PLEASE EXCUSE MY INSOLENCE SIR!"
DERPA Director: "Haha, at ease. No apologies required Baremy, its always nice to find someone else interested in our universe"
Baremy: "Y-yes sir! Er...might I ask what brings you here sir?"
DERPA Director: "Well as it just so happens, I was looking for someone who could complete a...rather important mission for our program. And I think you may be just the candidate"
Baremy: "T-Thank you sir! I w-won't let you down sir!"
DERPA Director: "Good, its always unfortunate when that happens"
DERPA Director then spent the next few hours relaying the details of his mission to Baremy. This was TOP SECRET of course. As everyone involved in the project knows, DERPA's main mission is to relocate Kerbalkind to other worlds. But as DERPA Director explained, not everyone wants to go. So he has devised a way in which to..."motivate" the population to leave.DERPA Director: "So as you see Baremy, Project SCARECROW will encourage the population to leave with us when the time comes."
Baremy: "Because the conditions will be much better there?"
DERPA Director: "...."
DERPA Director: "Yeah, lets go with that. That's true enough..."
Baremy: "?"
DERPA Director: "Aaanyway, you will obviously need better technology to complete this mission, so I have taken the liberty of unlocking advanced construction and docking for you"
Baremy: "YAAAAY!! Yay DERPA! YAY DERPA DIRECTOR!"
DERPA Director: "Yes yes, yay me"
((OK, basic outline of Project SCARECROW: I will launch a station core that you guys will/can add to. This stations mission is to gather asteroids, space junk, anything with lots of mass, connect it all together, and when its fuckhueg, put it on a collision course with Kerbin. Though preferably one that takes a long time.
Idea being this will make people want to escape to speiss.))