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Author Topic: Weaponize it.  (Read 113634 times)

heydude6

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1545 on: October 15, 2015, 06:44:40 pm »

Say it to a manly bruiser with serious attachment issues.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1546 on: October 15, 2015, 06:48:49 pm »

Add Donald Trump in the video game.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1547 on: October 15, 2015, 06:57:58 pm »

a 5 cent nickel going 1200 m/s

a duck. 
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« Reply #1548 on: October 15, 2015, 09:34:17 pm »

Give them a bunch of weapons and have them duke it out in an arena.

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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1549 on: October 15, 2015, 09:59:07 pm »

The game is so awesome, that everyone who plays it dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1550 on: October 16, 2015, 02:33:30 am »

Make it number six, and now everyone with a revolver will die of starvation trying to load the last bullet into it.

Half a person.
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« Reply #1551 on: October 16, 2015, 03:07:51 am »

Peter Dinklage.

Micro-transactions.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1552 on: October 16, 2015, 03:08:21 am »

Beserker rage.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1553 on: October 16, 2015, 03:11:35 am »

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Censorship.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1554 on: October 16, 2015, 03:17:03 am »

Censor everything to do with sex/porn/etc, resulting in a society that doesn't know how to procreate and eventually dies out.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1555 on: October 16, 2015, 05:08:09 am »

Put a video of Justin Bieber on it so that they'll explode.
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1556 on: October 16, 2015, 06:55:09 am »

Put a video of Justin Bieber on it so that they'll explode.
A pumice stone.

rub someone's head away.

a rubber (non-magical kind)
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1557 on: October 16, 2015, 02:28:44 pm »

Create a trampoline and position it at an angle. Then drop a canonball off a skyscraper and make it bounce towards some bystander.

slow motion
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1558 on: October 17, 2015, 09:39:04 am »

  Make it literal and watch people starve away due to their inability to get to food in time.

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Gwolfski

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1559 on: October 17, 2015, 10:24:02 am »

Give them a (fake) Holy Hand Grenade.

The (real) Holy Hand Grenade
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