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Rolan7

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1560 on: October 18, 2015, 08:49:59 am »
Give it to someone who can't count so good

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1561 on: October 18, 2015, 09:00:24 am »
Give it red contact lenses and put it in a crowd with a guy who has a holy hand grenade.

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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1562 on: October 18, 2015, 10:29:52 am »
Make a super light weight sword out of it.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1563 on: October 18, 2015, 01:28:45 pm »
Collapse into a black hole and suck up the universe.

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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1564 on: October 18, 2015, 02:57:23 pm »
take it from     'Murderflood: Resurrection II: The Reboot (Ardentdikes IIIv3)'


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1565 on: October 28, 2015, 01:35:33 am »
  A weapon of choice in a food fight.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1566 on: October 28, 2015, 02:56:42 am »
Have someone puke their guts out from revulsion.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1567 on: October 28, 2015, 05:03:10 pm »
Use call of duty to convince him to join the army. Someone's going to die from that.

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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1568 on: October 28, 2015, 05:06:27 pm »
 The people rise up in against them and turn to the wonders of communism.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1569 on: October 28, 2015, 05:21:06 pm »
freeze the worst murderers of all time, and release them in a time of perfect peace when weapons no longer exist.


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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1570 on: October 28, 2015, 06:29:13 pm »
Have previously taken the precaution of wearing typical Islamic headwear and lose it from a position from which it falls, fatally, upon the Pope. Ensure that I was wearing a sadistic grin. Set up a toll-way scam and make a fortune from all the refugees arriving to the afterlife from World War Three. Use the proceeds to build a trap that can catch other ghosts and a gun that propels slivers of such ghosts at superluminal velocities. Perfectly predict where my target will be at a specific moment and set the gun on a timer such that it will shoot at God at the precise moment that my target is investigating it. Ka-smite ensues...

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1571 on: October 29, 2015, 05:50:51 pm »
The required wash cycle causes the washing machine to spin so fast it condenses the contents into a singularity.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1572 on: October 29, 2015, 05:51:45 pm »
give it to an avarage kid.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1573 on: October 29, 2015, 05:53:00 pm »
Give it to Thomas Edison.

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Re: Weaponize it.
« Reply #1574 on: October 29, 2015, 06:50:33 pm »
Smash it over Edison's head in a fit of Nikola Tesla fanboy rage.

Nikola Tesla.
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